DejaVu077
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A Indian tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Islamabad found himself needing to urinate badly.After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself. As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Islamabad police
official approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"
Indian tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee"
Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me."
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby withlots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.
Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day".
Indian tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, isthis your courtesy?"
Police: "No.......this is The Indian Embassy!"
DejaVu077
Age: 124
7212 days old here
Total Posts: 4508
Points: 0
Location:
United States, United States
Mad Professor: I have made a new invention!
Student: What does it do?
Mad Professor: It allows people to look through brick walls!
Student: What is it called?
Mad Professor: It's called a window!
DejaVu077
Age: 124
7212 days old here
Total Posts: 4508
Points: 0
Location:
United States, United States
Suraj Hua Madham
chand bhi chalne laga
Aasman yeh hai, kyun hilnay laga...
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi
dharka yeh dil, saansey Thumney lagi....
Sajna kya Yehi P yaar Hai ???????
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yeh pyar nahi
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EARTHQUAKE hai !
BHAAG............
aur wxam to sal=al main do teen baar hi hotay hain na
