DejaVu077
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Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favourite bard, drinking beer. Jim turns to Rob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."
Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weed-eater, I think that you have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to meet Bob at the bar.
He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history and logic.
"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?"
"No."
"Then you're gay."
DejaVu077
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Aik pal main aik sadi ka maza hum say poochiye
Do din ki zindagi ka maza hum say poochiyee
Bhoolay hain rafta rafta unhain muddattoo main hum
Kistoon main khudkashi ka maza hum say poochiye
Aghaz e aashqi ka maza aap ganiyee
Injam e aashqi ka maza hum say poochiye
Hansnay ka shoq hum ko bhi tha aap ki tarah
Hansiye magar hansi ka maza hum say poochiye
Woh jaan hi gaye k humain un say piyar hai
Aankhoon ki mukhbari ka maza hum say poochiye
Jaltay diyoon main jaltay gharoon jaisi zooo kahan
Sarkar rooshni ka maza hum say poochiye
Hum tooba kar k mar gaye qabal e ajal khumar
Toheen e may kashi ka maza hum say poochiye
DejaVu077
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Dhoondtey hein apney kuch gumshuda iraadon ko .......
Ham hein k apne khaaboon ki kirchioon mein rehtey hein
Kioon bicherney waaalon kay aks mar nahi saktey .......
Kioon yeh ashk aankhoon kay aaenoon mein rehtey hein
DejaVu077
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Its not just abt cutting the Juglar vein,its abt say the ALLAH SWT name while slaughtering the animal.Also when slaughtering the animal his head shud not be decapacitated completely but shud be cut enough to cut the juglar vein.Here all the meat is cut elctronically and ALLAH SWT name is not said while slaughtering plus the head of the animal is cut completely and seperated from the body right away.
What Quran Sharif says abt........I don't have the reference available thats why i m not quoting it.If I found it i will post it here.
