Hahahahah exactly.
I always tell them i am with a gori.
Then they go like
Teray maa piyo nu pata hai.... I'm like yea they actually happy key bachey goray chittay hosan...
Then they go double
Then i leave them and they start whispering to the person next to them and somehow at the end of shaadi day, they get the info on me... whos son i am, what i do, etc
Then they ask to come for quran khaani at their home, or some other khatam stuff.
Then i see their ugly duckling daughters...
I am like yea course
