Jaan Pakistani

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No none of them are recent, 2 are from her very early movies and the rest from her time as model....maybe the website ablezious took them from had just made their 'latest' update...
Posted 03 Nov 2007

Jaan Pakistani

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SupidGuy said:


Jaan Pakistani said:

SupidGuy said:



Jaan Pakistani said:

oh my bad

no honey (or hunny) for him then





Yeah, he is killing the Beee




Which out of randomness reminds me, I paid £6 for a jar of honey...Manuka honey (it was the cheapest bottle there, most expensive one was around £30!!

Honey can be pricey





U r costing me only £30??????







Rgds,
SG




Only??? With all the food expenses you have I am begining to wonder about you so called 'salary', pssst if you are actually some foriegn prince, please adopt me as your sister
Posted 03 Nov 2007

Jaan Pakistani

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~CHANDNI~ said:

Jaan Pakistani said:

Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?




4    u



Thank you so much for the lovely collection sweethart, you have saved me a lot of trouble archiving

I really liked these ones, I used them right away


-But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

-A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

-We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

-"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "
Posted 03 Nov 2007

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Ayesha said:

Jaan Pakistani said:

Ayesha said:

wow thats kewl.....jaan.....i like mehndi too




jaisay he purani mehndi fade ho jati hai.....main doosra design lagwanay k chakkar main rehti hon



It's a great chakkar huh?

Nice to meet another mehndi addict if i am not doing my mehndi I am doing it on my friends.




wow thats great ...it means u can make kehndi designs




but mujhay mehndi nahi lagani ati


sirf lagwa sakti hon



Hehe well tell you what, why don't you make a deal with me? Employ me as your personal mehndi attendent when I move to Pakistan
Posted 03 Nov 2007

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shahrukh khan said:

try this



Wow shah, for a boy you have good taste!
Posted 03 Nov 2007

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London_Girl said:

Jaan Pakistani said:

Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?



u may find loadz of english ones and in short someone in this topic.. u gota work hard to find out, buddy


the whole point was to try and avoid the hard work but ah well no pain no gain   
Posted 03 Nov 2007

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~CHANDNI~ said:

Jaan Pakistani said:

Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?




wel   come   


Why thank you darling you have a very pretty user name
Posted 03 Nov 2007

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cutefriend said:

Ayesha said:

wow thats kewl.....jaan.....i like mehndi too




jaisay he purani mehndi fade ho jati hai.....main doosra design lagwanay k chakkar main rehti hon



cement wali mehndi nai lagti kia

aik bar permanent hi lagwa lo   


Na jee you see the cement kaam is too permanent, how can all the posted desings be tried out?
Posted 03 Nov 2007

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Ayesha said:

wow thats kewl.....jaan.....i like mehndi too




jaisay he purani mehndi fade ho jati hai.....main doosra design lagwanay k chakkar main rehti hon



It's a great chakkar huh?

Nice to meet another mehndi addict if i am not doing my mehndi I am doing it on my friends.

Posted 03 Nov 2007

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shahrukh khan said:

walekum salaam..set...tussi sunao??? welcome on jb and a lot of Pakistani guys take life as a Bollywood movie--> nooooo if u guy say to a girl "I LOVE U" she will say..dont be a filmi



Set ho hain? Good good   

Only if the guy says "I love you." in an over dramatic filmy way is it Bollywood or if he talks about it a 'Raanja-Maagno' way it just sounds fake and unrealistic.

hehe and it's not true for all guys either, when he says 'I love you.' in a sweet and decent manner, it's not fimly at all

Posted 03 Nov 2007

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sweetie said:

Jaan Pakistani said:

Salam everyone

I'm a 22 year old scientist who probably plays harder than she works

As my id suggests, I'm very patriotic even though I have lived abroad most of my life.

I was born in Faisalabad, moved to America at age 3 and then back to Pakistan for 1 year before coming to England, where I have been ever since. But I plan on moving back to Pakistan soon

Some of friends think I am crazy for leaving England for Pakistan, and even more crazy for wanting to get married there. I know Pk has its problems, (and a lot of Pakistani guys take life as a Bollywood movie), but then isn't it the duty of Pakistani people to fix them?

lol I think I will get a culture shock, but it won't be that bad because my parents have always enforced our values

So uhm - greet me and make me feel welcome




i dont mind living in pak but there's juz one thing i dont like about pak and dat is GARMI. cant stand it lol

anywayz. welkum to jb n have fun


Thanks =)

and yeah the GARMI of Pakistan is tough, but on the bright side, because of the heat girls tend to have cleaner pores and so nicer skin there than in UK ( well as long as they are not sitting out in the afternoon in Multan desert )
Posted 03 Nov 2007

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London_Girl said:

Wa'salaam and welcome to JB!

happy posting!



Thank you hun Us London girls gotta stick together
Posted 03 Nov 2007

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Bazigaar said:



nope...the rising economy is the key factor with my luck and hard work contributing into it...



Cool, good for you.
Posted 03 Nov 2007

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KING OF JB said:

welcome here enjoy ur stay here frnd



Thanks pal, and don't worry I plan on torturing - I mean having lots of enjoyment here
Posted 03 Nov 2007

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SupidGuy said:

   


Filling my stomach is quite expensive!!!!!!
Do you know that what a Roti pricing in Pakistan????

Roti=4 Rupees.

If I eat 3 Rotis in a meal. Its 12 in a day 360 in a month which cost 1440 rupees. So the percentage is very high for eating against my Salary!!!!!!!!




For brain dearie, that’s probably not the good Place to talk about a Girl!!!!!!



Rgds,
SG





damn that's a lot of roti (how can you eat 3 at one time??), you are not being economical at all now you see I have 1 roti, twice day

oh and uhm i was talking about your special uhm auntie
Posted 03 Nov 2007

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The way you are - Timbaland

'cos I like you jus the way you are!
Posted 03 Nov 2007

Topic: whoz best?

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blah... I don't find Salman Khan attractive!
Posted 01 Nov 2007

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Bazigaar said:

Jaan Pakistani said:

Salam everyone

I'm a 22 year old scientist who probably plays harder than she works

As my id suggests, I'm very patriotic even though I have lived abroad most of my life.

I was born in Faisalabad, moved to America at age 3 and then back to Pakistan for 1 year before coming to England, where I have been ever since. But I plan on moving back to Pakistan soon

Some of friends think I am crazy for leaving England for Pakistan, and even more crazy for wanting to get married there. I know Pk has its problems, (and a lot of Pakistani guys take life as a Bollywood movie), but then isn't it the duty of Pakistani people to fix them?

lol I think I will get a culture shock, but it won't be that bad because my parents have always enforced our values

So uhm - greet me and make me feel welcome



welcome...i am 25 years old money-making-machine currently living in Israel


Thanks Bazigaar.... so is it the Jewish influence which makes you a money-making-machine?
Posted 01 Nov 2007

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eshajam said:

Wah g wah what a intro
congratulations you have got the job
kaal se kam pe aana
and don't be late ok
j/k anyways....

welcome to our fantasy land

hope you enjoy here
like we are doing..
and keep coming least 5 hours a day
keep posting ya



I hope I get a better idea of what the current general public of Pakistan is like too

5 hours there goes my social life

I know I just started the job, but since you are so impressed by me, can you raise salary ?
Posted 01 Nov 2007

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If I could rule Pakistan,

I would make Rickshaw engines silent   

Have health inspectors visiting the gool-gupay stalls (and all other tasty-treat street stalls) to make sure their wonderfully yummy food wouldn't poison people.

Oh and make sure every neighbourhood has proper hygenic waste systems to save people from dying of nasties....(it would get rid of the army of flies too!)

Posted 01 Nov 2007

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I love Mehndi soooo much (and don't like calling it henna )

Every few weeks I look like a bride with my mehndi walay haath   
Posted 01 Nov 2007

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My design on Eid..



Posted 01 Nov 2007

Topic: whoz best?

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Bazigaar said:

actually i am unsure..looks ke baat ho rahi hae ya acting



I'm shallow when it comes to male celeberties....so I went for looks
Posted 01 Nov 2007

Jaan Pakistani

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Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?
Posted 01 Nov 2007

Topic: * Cheeta *

Jaan Pakistani

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Seems like there is so much animal cruelty on JB   

In one topic bees (or Tambordis my new favorite word) are being murdered

and in this topic Cheetas are being bullied

JB people please show your gentle side
Posted 01 Nov 2007

Jaan Pakistani

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SupidGuy said:



Jaan Pakistani said:

oh my bad

no honey (or hunny) for him then





Yeah, he is killing the Beee




Which out of randomness reminds me, I paid £6 for a jar of honey...Manuka honey (it was the cheapest bottle there, most expensive one was around £30!!

Honey can be pricey

Posted 01 Nov 2007

Jaan Pakistani

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Out of randomness...

The "Junior Member" logo is super cute
Posted 01 Nov 2007

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SupidGuy said:



I dont like making guesses wid Empty Brain & Stomach!!!!!



Hmm well roti will fill your stomach, but what will fill your head (apart from thoughts of your special girl )
Posted 01 Nov 2007

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khayali said:

wah wah..woh kehtey hein indians
kitney ounchey wichaar hein aap ke
so welcomeeeee to the world of Janu Baba
n aati rehna ok



Thanks Khayali...but you will soon regret saying kay "aati rehna..."

Well since Pakistani people are the best wichaar b ounchey he honay hain


Posted 01 Nov 2007

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cheeta said:

darna nahi.......

m the cheeta of JB, n a really warm welocme from my side 2



Thanks!

(hehe cheetas are cute )
Posted 01 Nov 2007