javad said:

cutefriend said:

javad said:

LG LG

haslay beta haslyy..

isko bolo, ticket laggey gi

cutefriend said:

London_Girl said:

cutefriend said:

javad said:

LG LG

itni hansi Q arahi hae

koi pabandi hia kiya

chup karro

cutefriend said:

London_Girl said:

cutefriend said:

London_Girl said:

cutefriend said:

London_Girl said:

38 ????u..uff itna julm mat karo, 38 to mere lie kuch bhi nahi, 38 ka to sirf mera haath hae

abhi mene kal raat apna weight check kia..orr mera weight.......................................

he he he he he he

weight chk kiya LG ne aur weighing machine ki sab chezyen bahir a ker bolin ke jee yeh machine aik time main aik ka weight chk kerti hain meherbani ker ke baqi ke bandye neechye utryen

LOL !!!.. arrey smaj tey hi nahi ho..weight' machine ne bahaar aa ker kaha key apna weight orr increase karro, me tab bhi ZERO per tha or abh bhi hon

yeh tu ab khud ko khush kernye ki baat hai

khud ko khush kerna app ka kaam hae
cute ho nahi..cute bann rahe ho zaberdusti

main khud bhi khush aur logon ko bhi rakhta hoon
u ki tarahna sara hua tu nahi rehta na

itna bharaa jhooot

javad said:

aye haye wo bachpan k din... kitnay achay thay din..

yehi koi 50/60 years pehley ki baat hogi na

javad said:

London_Girl said:

Congratz JAVAD

THANKKKKKSSSSSSZZZZ

kiun?? lagta hae app ko apne bachpan key din yaad agae

shahrukh khan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

congratzzzzz   JAWEED bhai

jaweed or javad

yeh humari chandni sis ka shuru se kehna hae

rapunzel said:

London_Girl said:

Rap..where are yooooou?????

yahin hon kab ati ho dear

mere timings ka pata nahi hota

but i miss you !

hum dil de chukey sanam
terey ho chukey hain hum
teri kasam
teri kasammmmmmmmmmmmmm

Angela

ANGEL

manchala

hehehe!!
this is very seet of you kiran

wo to bus rap se mazaak chalta rehta hae

thnx

kia ho'ing bacha?

nahi, abh yeh to haqq cheen ne wali baat hoi na

awwwwwwwwwww..this is sweeeet, rap

sirf bhaiyazzzzz ?????

ae ki gall hoi??

mae nahi bolti

rapunzel said:

but where is Expert mem

2 weeks baad aen gey

rapunzel said:

London_Girl said:

rapunzel said:

London_Girl said:

CONGRATZ RAP SIS

How are you????

me fine U?
where r u

i'm fine too dear




i'm here..right beside you
hehe !

par kithe nazar nhi andi payi

i'm really sorry dear, tab mae AWAY thi lakin offline nahi thi
I hope you're not naraaz na

Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...

Teri beauty ne muko appeal kiya,
Dusri ko reject kiya,
Aur tisri ko select kiya...
Ladki Boli :
Chandni chaand se hoti hai,Sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,Hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka Bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat ahar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.     
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel ?
yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel ?
So ? What's the big deal ?
                    
woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
    Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
                   6
Ladka:Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen,
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke gher jayen,
Ladki:Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga,
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
                   7
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
   Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
                   8
Maine tujhe dekha,Handle badal badal kar,
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta sandle badal badal kar,
                   9
Pyar mein kisine dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai,
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai.
                  10
Maine tujue pyar kiya,Saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita,Agarbattti samajh kar.
                  11
Kuch kuch hota hai,
Exam paas aaye,sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun,dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir,jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye,Kuch kuch hota hai......
                12
Soldier soldier......Pressure cooker khol kar
        Sabzi meri uraa le gaya.
                13
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon,
Aaati hai to aaa ja,ya kisi aur ko pataoon.
                14
Kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote,
kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote,
Chand to tu hai hi...Sitaare bhee saath hote !!
                15
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !
       Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
   Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
                16
Khud ko kar buland itnaa !
Ke himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche,
   Aur khuda tumse puche !
Abe gadhe....ab utrega kaise !
                17
     Main hu yahan,tu hai wahan !
     Main hu yahan,tu hai wahan !
Lifebouy hai jahan,tandurusti hai wahan !
                18
Jise dil diya woh dehli chali gayi !
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi !
Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le jalim !
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi !
                19
Maine tujhe dekha !
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya.
                20
Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai !
                21
Patharr kyun marte ho,Pura pahhar maar do,
Hum yuheen mar jayenge,Sirf ek aankh maar do !
                22
Maine tumhare yadon main ro ro ke tub bhar diya !
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle,ki naha ke chal diya !
                23
Teri beauty ne mujko appeal kiya,
     Dusri ko reject kiya !
   Aur tisri ko select kiya!
               24
Gul gaye gulshan gaye,Gul Ke Patte rah gaye !
Sare Shayair mar gaye,Tum ullu ke pathe rah gaye !
               25
Chandi rat main !
Hatho mein hath !
Peeche main padi
Gadhe ki lath !
               26
      Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya,
      Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya.
               27
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
   Yu aansoo na bahana,
   Agar meri yaad aaye to,
   Sidhe upar chale aana.
               28
Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua hien
Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua hien
        Yahan thookna mana hien !!
               29
Aye nasid naseehat mat de,Ke dil ye ghabraaye,
Aur ullu ka pattha usey samjhoo jo mujhe samjaaye !
               30
                Main ne ek sapna dekha,
                Sapnay main koi apna dekha,
Aye jhootay chal,Teray glasses to meray paas thay !
               31
Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh !
Larki ne ankh mari larka behosh !!!
               32
Woh larki Bari Payyri thi !
Jisko mein ne ankh mari thi !
Woh sandal bari pyaari thi !
Jo usne mujhe mari thi !
               33
Tajmahal Kya Cheez hai,
Isse badi imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
Tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga,
               34
Aapki ki aankhoon mein doob jane ko jee karta hai !
Par beech main yeh kambakht chashma aa jata hai !
               35
Aandhi ki tarah aayi,Tufan ki tarah chali gayi,
Main sindur leke khada tha,Voh rakhi bandhake chali gayi !
               36
Chappal Choti peron main nahi aati,
Biwi moti bahoon mein nahi aati.
               37
Maine pucha chand se ki kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin !
Chand ne kaha...Ullu ke pathe...itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi...
               38
Kal kare so aaj kar,
Aaj Kare so aab !
Phone rakh de,
Varna bill bharegi kab !
               39
Dur se dekha to ser nazaraa raha tha,
Dur se dekha to ser nazaraa raha tha,
   Isi liye pass gaya hi nahie !
               40
Mil gaye ho tum sab kuch mil gaya !
Bas har mulakat mein lamba bil gaya !
               41
Rona chahata hun ro nahi pata !
Aansu bhi ankho se nahi nikalte
Meri ankho mein atak gayi ho
Dil mein nahi utarti itni moti ho !
               42
Unki gali se guzre...ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre...ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha !
               43
Kuch kuch hota hai !
When i think about u
Dil to pagal hai !
What can i do !
               44
Dur se dekha to barish gir rahi thi,
Dur se dekha to barish gir rahi thi,
     Pass gaye , bhig gaye !
               45
Lashkte huye haato se usne mari kalayi ko aise chua,
    Jesi uski har saas mujhse poche rahi thi,
        Bhai saahab time kya hua.......
               46
Maine tujhe propose kiya toh tere baap ne mujhe pita ,
     Tan ki shakti maan ki shakti bournvita ,
               47
Gul gaye,Gulsun gaye..Gayi tumhari hoton ki lali....
   Chord do mera picha hogayi tum bacho wali...
               48
Mein tumhare liye sab kuch karta..Magar mujhe kaam tha,
Mein tumhare liya doob marta....Magar mujhe zukham tha,
               49
Teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,
Tera chehra khila khila,
Teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,
Tera chehra khila khila,
Jab tere galo per se hath ghumaya
To adha kilo FAIR and LOVELY mila,
               50
Jo 1 galti kare........Anjaan
Jo 2 galti kare........nadaan
Jo 3 galti kare........Shaitaan
Jo galtiyon pe galti kare.......Pakistan
AUR...JO HAR GALTI MAAF KARE....HINDUSTAN
    NOW IS COMPUTER SHAYARI
               51
Abhi abhi to pyar ka PC kiya hai chaloo,
Apne dil ki es HARD DISK par ab aur kitni FILES daloo !
               52
Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,
Janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao !
               53
Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,
Warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai !
               54
        Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,
Mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho !
               55
Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,
Par beech mein tere bahi ka VIRUS aa jata hai,
               56
Keval aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT karte hai,
Warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE se kaam karte hai !
               57
Aap ka hasna,aap ka chalna,aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki,
      Humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE !
               58
Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar !
dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar !
               60
Tumse mila main kal to,Mere dil mein hua ek SOUND,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho YOUR FILE NOT FOUND !
               61
Tere pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga....
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi CTRL+ALT+DELETE kar doonga....
               62
Shayad mere pyar ko TASTE karna bhool gaye......
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
Ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...........
               63
Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo....
Mere pyaar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........
               64
Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning !
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
Jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING !
               65
Aise bhi nahin hai ke i dont like your face !
Par dil ke STORAGE mein
There is no more DISK SPACE !
               66
Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown !
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya SERVER DOWN !
               67
jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ek female !
Bhool gaya hai sab kuch kya computer,kya E-MAIL !
               68
Dil se ek ishq ki application kar raha hoon,
Pyaar se DEBUG karna main wait kar raha hoon,
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya,
Yeh dekho mera CONNECTION TIME OUT ho gaya.
               69
Nazar mein to kai hain par dil se ek wo only hain....
Problem yehi hai ki voh ab READ ONLY hain.....
               70
Mere dilka kona kona hai air condition,
Is pe likha hai no admission,
Magar tum aasakte ho without permission

Charagh jalte rahen ya hawa thaher jaye
Teri nigah peh har silsila thaher jaye
Thaher gaya hai sar-e-shaam behta darya bhi
kahin ab to yeh dil-e-mubtala,thaher jaye
Kisi bhi harf mein taseer hi nahin rahti
dilon kay beech agar fasla thaher jaye
Shab-e-visal mein kaisa ajab karishma ho
muqabil us kay agar aaina thaher jaye
Laraz raha hai sitara sa jo sar-e-misgan
kuch aisa ho tere daman pay aa thaher jaye
Tere salook se hota nahin yeh andaza
koi teri mehfil se uthay ya,thaher jaye
Kasoor tha ke nahin is pay khak dalen aap
bas ek bar hai jo bhi saza,thaher jaye
kisi kay vasal ka aya nahin abhi mausam
koi bahar se keh do zara thaher jaye
Fana ka khel hai hasti to kaise mumkin hai
zaval-e-umar ka yeh silsila,thaher jaye!
palat kay aaen zamanay wohi mohabbat kay
keh rang chalne lagain aur saba thaher jaye
Kisi ka saath mile aur is tarah AMJAD
keh waqat chalta rahe,rasta thaher jaye

Mae or TUM

main apni dosti ko shehar main ruswa nahin karta
muhabbat main bhi karta hoon magar charcha nahin karta
jo mujh se milnay aajaay mainus ka dil se khadam hoon
jo uth ker jana chahay main oose roka nahin karta
jisay main chor deta hoon phir us ko bhool jata hoon
phir us ki basti ki janib mur ker dekha nahin karta

___________________________________________________

Tum jahaan chahoo waheen rah badal saktey ho
Phir bhi kuch duur merey saath chal saktey ho
Abhi muskaan ban ker ankhoon mein chupe ho lekin
Ashkk ban ker kaheen ankhoon se oobal saktey ho
Aik pathar ki terhaan tum per asar kuch na hoaa
Hum ne souchaa tha k aahoon se pigal saktey ho
Meri qismat ki siyahii se ager dartey ho
Chandd ban ker meri duniyaa mein nikal saktey ho..!!

To Touch A Heart Of Someone

To touch the heart of someone dear,
Though it might sometimes cause a tear,
To fall or rest upon the cheek,
Should be something all should seek.
For often hearts, not touched at all
Start hardening and shrinking small.
And then the time it takes to grow
A loving heart is very slow.
For hearts expand as those who care
Extend their love and let us share
A moment, space or special phrase
That eases pain on dreary days.
Or simply starts our lips to smile,
And brightens time for just a while.
The ways and kinds and means of sharing
It seems to me, are based on caring.
And though we're often worlds apart,
You still can touch my very heart.
You make me smile or shed a tear,
And I'll remember year to year,
Just how your touching helped me grow.
I just thought I'd tell you so.

Yeh Zindagi....

Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi gulzar si kabhi bezar si
Kabhi khushi hamaray sath sath
Kabhi gammon ki barsat si
Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi tofanon main bhi hain rastay
Kabhi manzilon ka pata nahi
Kabhi do kadam pay zindagi
Kabhi saddeuon tak intizar si
Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi her pal emtihan hai
Kabhi bin mangay enam hai
Kabhi kuch nahi
Kabhi sab kuch si
Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi gulzar si kabhi bezar si

~*~Gham-e-Tanhai~*~

KABHI YOON BHI AA MERI AANKH MEIN
KE MERI NAZAR KO KHABAR NA HOO
MUJE EK RAAT NAWAZ DE
MAGAR US KE BAAD SAHER NA HOOO

WOH BARA RAHEEM-O-KAREEM HAI
MUJHE YEH SIFT BHI ATA KARE
TUJHE BHOLNE KI DUWA KARO
TU DUWA MEIN MERI ASAR NA HOO

KABHI DIN KI DHOOP MEIN JHOOM KE
KABHI SHAB KE PHOOL CHOOM KE
YOHEIN SAATH SAATH CHALE SADA
KABHI KHATAM APNA SAFAR NA HOO

MERE PAAS MERE HABIB AA
ZARA AUR DIL KE KAREEB AA
TUJHE DHERKANOO MEIN BASALOON MEIN
KE BICHERNE KA KABHI DER NA HOO