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huh
why shud i admit sumthing that aint iz?
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im serious
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khuda ka khauf kero
:|
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nada
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real kkkooooooooooool
i mean
its hit
oye maryam
tenoo akhian day vich mein basa yah
dil keray dekh tha rahooon
kinna soona tenoo rub nay banaya
hahhahahhahaha
:P
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kinna sonna tainauuun rub nay banayah
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hahahhaha
it does
poetry flows
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er....................
one at a time plz
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ummmm.......valueable time and money
now thats funny
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hiya all
hows it going
sub theek tu hay na?
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ahhhhhhhh
manchester is ma town huney
hell im a get yah at the port
;)
haha
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make me u bully
hehe
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so she admits it finally
sad
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HULLO!!!!!!!!!
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Wish u was here gal!
;)
haha
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u wht?
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Aaay nayee doost!! mein tujhay bhi samjhoo gah apna
pehlay maazi ka koi zakham tu bher jaa nay day
anyways
control yar
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Sign ur having too much coffe
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You speed walk in your sleep.
You answer the door before people knock.
Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You lick your coffee pot clean.
You spend your vacations visiting "Maxwell House"
You're the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
All your kids are named "Joe"
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"
You buy ½ and ½ by the barrel.
Your so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
Instant coffee takes too long.
People get dizzy just watching you.
When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Eighty-four more, I'll have a cup."
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
People can test their batteries in your ears.
Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
When someone asks, "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
You named your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You can't even remember your second cup.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
Your Thermos is on wheels.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
You introduce your spouse as your "CoffeeMate"
Your first-aid kit contains 2-pints of coffee with an I-V hookup.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You have a conniption over spilled milk.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You don't tan, you roast.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
Mani
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gaya
shuker hay
jaan chuti
hope he donts comes back
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seeeeeeeeeeeeee
NOBODY TOLD HIM THIS B4
THEY ALL HATE U KIDDO
Mani
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chaloo
bhai saab nay khud ki a hay aadhi say ziada life guzar ker
:P
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on a gal in form of a shalwer kameez
yes it is
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not u cute gal
that moron
ff watever
TIME FOR HIM TO SHUT UP
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SHUT UP WILL YAH?
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BLUEW
FER LIFE
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i m not sure about that....i mean...yahan kafi under 21'z aatay hain
;)
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desi munda naam bhi bhula dia baywafa sanam nay
lol
she cudntve been that bad man
:P
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gays?
hahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahahhahaahHHHAHhahHAHahAHhhaHHAHHhhaHHAHhahHHAHAHahhahahhaHAHHahahAHHAHAH
uff nessssss
Mani
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AISA BHI KIAAAA
itna zulm...
took da topping forgot the desser...s name!
;)
Mani
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i cant
they say no bodys perfect
so i donno if i shud love nature or not for making me the exceptional case
;)
