X-balli said:

shaheen missile

X-balli said:

tera chakku

cutefriend said:

Mujrim said:

cutefriend said:

Mujrim said:

elaborate plzzzz cf

fiker not sab clear hai

chal acha

yar ab love story change marnye ko dil ker raha hia me ka

X-balli said:

That Darn Cat
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.
He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.

The cat starts to stumble home, and when he came to the train tracks, he didn't notice a train coming down the tracks.

As he started to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned his head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box car, and is instantly decapitated.

The moral of the story — don't lose your head over a piece of tail!

X-balli said:

Mujrim said:

haan jee khabree

main bhi khoji huun buchchoo tu kahan kahan kalti ho ga

mmja said:

Mujrim said:

mmja said:

Mujrim said:

mei jail se kuch arsay pehlay chootay jab JB join kiya

yeh jo bhe jails ay ata hai jb join kar layta hai kahin kisi roz jb pay he na chapa par jaye

mei to kalti hojaooga apni apni dekho bhai

bhai meri bhe koi jan pichan kara do na ap to isi game kay khalari ho

cutefriend said:

X-balli said:

Mujrim said:

X-balli said:

Mujrim said:

X-balli said:

wo kaun hay masoom bechara?

meri asli shakal masoom sii

masoom si shakal moza pehen pehen key kharab ho jaye gi janu kabhi hamain bhi to darshan kerwao

jaa chal hat paray hooo

oyeee hoyee! mujrim ney to angoothi bhi pehen rakhi hay phullan devi say engagement ho gaee hay kya

ager ho gaye na us ki engmnt tu bali ji bach ker rehna

cutefriend said:

Mujrim said:

chal naya gana mat bana pooranay ganay pe alfaz fir karde

shhhhhhhhhhhhh yehi tu apna kam hia

cutefriend said:

Mujrim said:

acha samjh gaya set hai Asian barfi mubarak ho aapko

han han

mmja said:

Mujrim said:

mei jail se kuch arsay pehlay chootay jab JB join kiya

yeh jo bhe jails ay ata hai jb join kar layta hai kahin kisi roz jb pay he na chapa par jaye

X-balli said:

Mujrim said:

oye khaan bhai mubarkaaaa

sangaaayyyy

predawa mara...

thanks buddy!

rapunzel said:

ye paper bi kya bala hai logooooooo


sab yahan batain kar rhe hain n hum kitbaian parh rhe hain chalo aj se koi jb pe nazar na aye gahr ja k parho sab shabash

X-balli said:

Mujrim said:

X-balli said:

mubarak ho mujrim!

thnx alot balli jee

aap bhi pohnch jao hum tak jaldi jaldi

main itna wella nahee huun

X-balli said:

Asian said:

pagals

agreed!

X-balli said:

Mujrim said:

X-balli said:

Mujrim said:

X-balli said:

wo kaun hay masoom bechara?

meri asli shakal masoom sii

masoom si shakal moza pehen pehen key kharab ho jaye gi janu kabhi hamain bhi to darshan kerwao

jaa chal hat paray hooo

oyeee hoyee! mujrim ney to angoothi bhi pehen rakhi hay phullan devi say engagement ho gaee hay kya