wah jee wah kya baat hai aapki

nai jee bus Allah ke karam se khushiyan hai zindagi mei to jhappi hee deta phirta hoo

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

iss mei se aapka kaunsa wala kiss hai FG

APKO EXPRIANCE HAI AJ PATA CHALA LOLZ

na jee filhaal to nai hai

lekin aap karwasakti ho

main tig rana lay aogi
waise yeh to smart dado hai tig rana sahi rahay ga

hain jee

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

kia kar sakte ho mere liye

zyada kuch nai bus tareef karne mei mahir hoo mei

NAHAI CHAHIYE JI APKI WIFE KE LIYE RAKHO

aapke liye na rakhoo jee

wife ke liye rakho ge to woh apko ghar mai rehnay dehgi

aap ho na

Grauation cermony

kya yaar kya karta hai yaar??

Fairl_Girl said:

SOCHON



HUG

haan jee

haan apnay ko kya hai

kabhi nai bhoolay ga

MG ki goli asar darr ek hee goli kaam dikhaye

gussa

lo aisay to mei bhi najomi hoon mujhe bhi pata hai

frnds n frnds

ajaaa

chal rehnde

aaja cheetay chaltay hain

oye nai batana usse usse bhi udhar liya hai maine maardega mujhe woh

best of all MG ki goli

aap to nojomi nikli

chill pill???

haan haan samjh gaya aur dubai mei mei bhi

jahppi

kahan chali gayee jee

here are some frm my side

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (I am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird)          ;  2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (To be given a thought)        &nbs p;      3. What is the speed of darkness? (Absurd)        &nbs p;    4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (Very good thinking)        &nb sp;      5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (Who Knows?)          ;      6. Can you cry under water? (Let me try)         &n bsp;   7. Why do people say, "Youve been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)         & nbsp;     8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)                9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (Let me ask and tell)         & nbsp;   10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (By ones eyes)         & nbsp;     11. What does OK actually mean? (OK, I don't know)         & nbsp;     12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (Tonight I will stay and watch)                13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (Seed)                14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)        &nb sp;      15. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)        &nb sp;      16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (Can somebody help?)                17. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (Yes u can)         &n bsp;     18. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (Strange isn't it)         &nb sp;     19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (Got to think scientifically)       &nb sp;     20. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (I don't have a change to try)         &n bsp;     21. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (Very nice)         & nbsp;       22. I f a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (This is nice)         & nbsp;     23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (Stupid, break the law)

aite okay

np yaar side by side chalta hai

lagta hai unko pata chal gaya keh aap unke kissi kaam ki nai

j/k