QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7821 days old here
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Lahore, Pakistan
1) A sardar invested 20 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?
.. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
2) A sardarji photographer was focusing on a dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all relatives beat him why?
. . .. . . . . . . . He said "SMILE ! PLEASE"
3) Sardarji was standing below a tube light with a open mouth................ WHY? . . . .Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
4) One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knows why?
. . . .. . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
5) A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. . . . . .
. . . . He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
6) Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why?
.. . . . . Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
7) A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children who were in the last 3 years of ur marriage?
. . . .. . Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
8) Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
. . . . Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6yr old son, he can't read very fast.
9) Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
. . . .. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
10) Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing?
. . . .. .He said-i'm seeing how i look while sleeping
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7821 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
hi hi saal ka aakhri sadma
wird kero aayat "inaa lillah hay wa inna alehay rajayoon" (ager koi spell mistake ho to Allah jee sorry) aur dua kero kay mil jaye blv me bohat baar azma chuki hoon gumdhuda cheezon kay liye mil jaye gi inshallah
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7821 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
thanx yehi to chat main bhi id say ya nick name say baat ho sakti hai ager kaha jaye kay personal nahi batana chahtay to log is per bhi behas kerta hay kay kya harj hai common interust per bhi baat ho sakti hai is kay liya kya asli naam aur gher ka pata maloom hona zaroori hai
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