Qais
Age: 124
7582 days old here
Total Posts: 655
Points: 0
Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
about the wife.................
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be
happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd
be married too.
--H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
--U2
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding herway back.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the
estimate.
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
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BaddTeddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married.
He says "the wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs....."
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who
do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you
let him in!
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and
started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man
kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
"Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man
approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private> grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before.
For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child ? A parent ? " The mourner took a
moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a
penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much,
fell into the well,
and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It
really works!"
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Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the
only thing in life!!
--Anonymous
Qais
Age: 124
7582 days old here
Total Posts: 655
Points: 0
Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
