King of jb said:

rapunzel said:

King of jb said:

oaaey TT tum kaho to es ko uthwa day

oye KING tum ye kaam bhi karte ho mujhe shak tha ab yaqeen ho giya hai

ub bhoolna nahi acha

SupidGuy said:

Winter's Pitaai


yaar when i was a kid tu Isloooooo mai bohat sardi hoti thi.infact mujhe kuch ziadah hi lagti thi.......hamray paas ek choota sa Shoona sa Heater thaa....jab raat mai ziadah sardi hoti thi tu ham behan bhaai sab mil ke ek Blanket mai ghuss jate thay.........kitta maza aata thaaaa..........Woh Heater hamien ham ke Nana aur Naani Ji ne Gift dia thaa...
woh Heater naa itta pala shaa tha ke kya bataoon.........uss se ham Blanket garam karni ki bajaye khailte rahte thay...... jab uss ke opar haath rakhoo tu..... woh bohat garam ho jata thaa aur ziadah Heat Produce karta thaa........
ek din mere aur mere baray bhaai ki Aapas mai uss Heater ke peechay larai ho gai.......
aur Mere Baaoo Ji ne ham dono ki Khoob Chitrool ki..............
ussi Paalay shay Heater ki Paali aur Mooti she Wire se ham Dono Bhaioon ki pitaai hoi....
yaar really mai abhi yaad kar ke bohat maza aa raha hai...........
Baoo Ji ne Zoor se Wire mujhe maari jo mere Galay se Lipatt gai..............Oh Man,suchi mai uss time chala ke Ek Damm se Badan Garam kaise hota hai?????
uss kaa Baaoo Ji ne Heater Daram se Toor dia..............
hamara pala sha Heater......
magar uss palay shay Heater ki woh Manhoos Wire bohat arsay tak Zindah rahi aur uss se ham sab ki bohat Pitaaiaan hoi.(baad mai mein ne woh wire X kar di)













its a Winter's Pitaaii....






aur haan aap sab ke liye ek Advice hai.....



agar Winter mai Sardi lage tu Dont use Heater........Mar Khaao Maar ....uss se dono Benefits hein....


one is Electricity use nahi ho gi...
second is Heater ke bina hai Badan ek Damm se Garam ho jaye ga......

SupidGuy said:

Winter's Pitaai


yaar when i was a kid tu Isloooooo mai bohat sardi hoti thi.infact mujhe kuch ziadah hi lagti thi.......hamray paas ek choota sa Shoona sa Heater thaa....jab raat mai ziadah sardi hoti thi tu ham behan bhaai sab mil ke ek Blanket mai ghuss jate thay.........kitta maza aata thaaaa..........Woh Heater hamien ham ke Nana aur Naani Ji ne Gift dia thaa...
woh Heater naa itta pala shaa tha ke kya bataoon.........uss se ham Blanket garam karni ki bajaye khailte rahte thay...... jab uss ke opar haath rakhoo tu..... woh bohat garam ho jata thaa aur ziadah Heat Produce karta thaa........
ek din mere aur mere baray bhaai ki Aapas mai uss Heater ke peechay larai ho gai.......
aur Mere Baaoo Ji ne ham dono ki Khoob Chitrool ki..............
ussi Paalay shay Heater ki Paali aur Mooti she Wire se ham Dono Bhaioon ki pitaai hoi....
yaar really mai abhi yaad kar ke bohat maza aa raha hai...........
Baoo Ji ne Zoor se Wire mujhe maari jo mere Galay se Lipatt gai..............Oh Man,suchi mai uss time chala ke Ek Damm se Badan Garam kaise hota hai?????
uss kaa Baaoo Ji ne Heater Daram se Toor dia..............
hamara pala sha Heater......
magar uss palay shay Heater ki woh Manhoos Wire bohat arsay tak Zindah rahi aur uss se ham sab ki bohat Pitaaiaan hoi.(baad mai mein ne woh wire X kar di)













its a Winter's Pitaaii....






aur haan aap sab ke liye ek Advice hai.....



agar Winter mai Sardi lage tu Dont use Heater........Mar Khaao Maar ....uss se dono Benefits hein....


one is Electricity use nahi ho gi...
second is Heater ke bina hai Badan ek Damm se Garam ho jaye ga......

SupidGuy said:

Teen Tracker said:

ek maar aur hay woh bhi zabardast thee

main ne kisi baat par jhoot bola abu ne to dant kar khamosh ho gaye ami ne gin ky 35 thappar mare thay

yaar i have another pitaai too....
balke pitaaiaan too.........
but mere Maan Ji aur Baoo Ji ne kabhi mujhe Count kar ke nahi mara........



Pitaai No 2


when i was in 5th class...tab bhi aisi hi ek yaadgaar maar prahi ke Sawad aa gya thaa....
as i remember yaar summer vacations start hone wali thien...
it was last working day @ school...
almostly 11:00 am pe school se ghar aaya...
aur aate hi bahir khailne nikal gyaa....
sakht garmi thi aur mein Shehtoot khane frends ke saath darakht pe charha hoa thaa.....
@ 3:30 pe mujhe pata chala ke ghar walay dhoondh rahe hein...
jab yaad aaya ke ghar bhi koi jaga hoti hai tu suchi mai meri jaan hi nikal gai
abhi ghar jane ka sooch hi raha thaa ke Baaoo Ji lene aa gaye.......
mat pocho ke phir kya hoa........
woh maar parhi ki ALLAH ki panah......
uss din tu Baao Ji ne Maan Ji ke kahne par bhi nahi chooraa...
bohat maar parhi......itni ke maar khaa kar soya tu next morning mai hi aankh khuli.....then i realized yaar meri back pe abhi bhi pain hai.....
but uss maar se bhi apne ko kuch nahi ho .....baaqi ki summer vacations mai bhi issi type aur bohat maar parhti rahien......

baaqi yeah hai ke mein aaj bhi woh wali maar nahi bhoolaa......

SupidGuy said:

A Ramazani Pitaai

Yaar Ek Dafa Ramzan Mai Mein Kiting Karne Ke Chakkar Mai Time Hi Bhool Gya…….Iftar Se Thoori Dair Pahle I Saw Baoo Ji With A Smart Danda…………
Uss Din Ek Baat Pata Chali Ke Maar Who Wahid Shay Hai Jo Rozay Mai Khaao Tu Roza Nahi Totta
Bhaai Loog Maar Bohat Bohat Parhi Hai But Apne Ko Farq Nahi Parhta……..Woh Kya Hai Naa Ke Apne Ko Nahi Lagta…




Thanks And Pitti Hoi Regards,   
SG

SupidGuy said:

cutefriend said:

Yaar mujhe Rozay mai maar parhi thi aur Tum Thumbs Up karo!!!
Shabash Yaar Shabash

SupidGuy said:

Yaar yeah hoi naa Absolute Pitaai......TT & Faradiya..
pahle wali sab maarien tu thein......
yaa phir unn sab ne jhoot bola



Mujhe bhi Bachpan mei bohat Maar pari hai.....
mere bachpan mai Maar ke ilawa kuch nahi thaa....







ek din mai aur mera choota bhaai dono hockey khail rahe thay.....(in ramadhan)
hockey khailte khailte i tried to hit ball jo ball ki jaga ja ke mere chootay bhaai ke Maathay (forehead) pe lagi hockey....
beleive meri tu sari jaan nikal gai....
with in few seconds Chootay ke Maathay (forehead) pe Goomarh nazar aa raha thaa (ball se bhi bara)
woh rota rota ghar gya.......Maan ji tu Namaz parh rahi thein....pata nahi Kahan se Baoo Ji aa gaye..... Oh Man!!!
suchi mai itna mara Baoo Ji ne itna mara ke bass naa pocho......wohi meri hockey aur mein.......Baao Ji ne itne Goal kiye uss Hockey se ke i dont wana remind the memories of that day......woh tu Shukar hai ke Maan Ji ne Bacha lia warna tu meri Hadioon (bones) ki khair nahi thi.. mein Pitaai ke baad woh Hockey hi Chupa di......    ( i knew ke kal phir maar parhni hai aur woh Hockey se nahi honi chahiye.... )..........



Shair ur Pitaaiyaan!

SupidGuy said:

SALL said:

apna to batao

last week ??

baat to the point karni hai warna batane ko kafi kuch hai...

Teen Tracker said:

main apne chahcha ko kehna chahata hooon yaar kyun mere zindagee jahanum banayee hui hay

King of jb said:

oaaey TT tum kaho to es ko uthwa day

cutefriend said:

bataoon ga thero zara

cutefriend said:

rapunzel said:

cutefriend said:

madgirl said:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm jaldi se post kijye apni wo baat or dikha de sab ko k aap mai kitna dum hai

arye aunty pehlye apna to bataooo

i hate aunty

chaloo tang zaror arani hia
thedye ko kinye pochya

madgirl said:

hey rap............... why u hate urself mam?

Teen Tracker said:

Teen Tracker said:

apun to everready hay

Teen Tracker said:

mere language to itni saafhay suffeee soap se dhulee hui

Teen Tracker said:

dekha naya phadda

egoistguy4 said:

cutefriend said:

madgirl said:

oh my god tt kis ne aap se kah dia k hum aap k traps se impress hote hai,balke ye kaam to larko ka hota hai jaha koi pyaari larki dekhi wohi dharkan tez................or phir us k liye hero hero ban kar aate hai(lagte wese phir bhi cartoon hi hai)jab k girls un k jaal mai nahi phati or agar phas jaati hai to larke itne dhoke baaz kiu hai k masoom larkio k betray kare,bolo ye bhi to larko ka -ive point hai

hmmmmm tt lagta hai kuch bolna hi parye ga

bataoo mgirl ki shaan main kuch arz karyen ke rr ki shan main

oh janay do yaar buchi hai abhi ,,,mauf kar do

Teen Tracker said:

ab mehanga sasta kia

Teen Tracker said:

sab line ,main betho apun aaj se monitor hay ab sab ki waat lagaye ga jab tak masterni nahi aatee

madgirl said:

bhai rap mam im always right,

Teen Tracker said:

ROSE kitni bongee hay jo sonu jaisay stupid ki fan hay

cutefriend said:

madgirl said:

ohooooooooooooooooo madam ji alif bay kab parrhaingi?

arye pehlye woh ali bay ko to rata laga laye

red rose said:

panga nahi warna bohot mehanga parey ga uncle