Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
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Dictionary
is the only place
where
DEATH
comes before LIFE,
SUCCESS
before WORK
and
DIVORCE before MARRIAGE,
but

the best part is

FRIENDSHIP comes before LOVE.
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
The beauty of life

does not depend

on

how happy you are,

but on

how happy
others can be

...because of YOU...
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
"A-B-C-D-
E-F-G-H-I-J-
K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-
R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z"

The
person
who
invented
these
alphabets
made 1 mistake
by
keeping
"I" and "U"
so far.
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
If
u
ask
me
"for how long I'll be ur friend?"

My answer will be
I don't know...

Coz
I really don't know
which is longer,

FOREVER or ALWAYS
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Once,
a Lucky Star
dropped
on earth.
It asked me,
"what did I want,
a million dollar or
a true friend?"
I
need
to
choose
million dollar!

bcoz
I already had u.
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Life is Chemistry

Dilute ur sorrows
Evaporate ur worries
Filter ur Happiness

Then,
u'll
find

Crystals of Love!
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
A morning is a
wonderful blessing...
either stormy,
or sunny,
it stands for
hope...
giving us
another start of

what we call...

LIFE.
God Bless U.
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
so
concerned
abt
u
always,
I've
been
thinking
of
telling
u
this,
all
these
days.

but..

Pls
pls
wear
a
helmet
while
u
ride..

As u c
EMPTY THINGS
break easily!!!
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Good Person?
That's U!

Good Friend?
It's U again!

Good Taste?
That's U!

Good Will?
That's also U!

Good Looking?
Ahh...
Now that's 2 much 4 U?
It would be obvious!
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
When
you
are
counting
all
your
FRIENDS -
the Oldest,
Best &
New,

I
would
like to
stand
by your side, &
whisper
Two little words:

"ME TOO!!"
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Often
we
stand
at
life's crossroads &
view
what we think
is
"AN END".


But
God
has
a much bigger vision &
He
tells
us,
"Relax my child,
it's only
A BEND!"
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Feeling bored?
Think of me.

Feeling sad?
Call me.

Feeling lonely?
See me.

Feeling sleepy?
Dream of me.

Feeling hungry?
Call me first.
DON'T GO ALONE!!
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
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Angels take care
of good people
on earth.

I asked
one of them
to
'take care'
of
u.

She said,
"ANGELS
DO NOT
TAKE CARE
OF
ANGELS"

So,
"take care"!
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
God has gifts 4 U :

A KEY 4 every Problem

A LIGHT 4 every Shadow

A PLAN 4 every 2mrw &

A JOY 4 every Sorrow

Enjoy God's GIFTS 2 day!
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Government
has introduced
a new rule:
Good looking people
should be
thrown
out of the Country!

You are Safe.........!!

Where should I hide??????
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Hands up!
This is a robbery!
Handsome guys move right,
Pretty gals move left.
Ugly ones go to the center!
Hey U!
Yes U!
Don't pretend 2 read sms.
Go to the center.
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Little faith says, "God can do it".
Big faith says, "God will do it".
But great faith says, "It is done".
For nothing is impossible with God.
God Bless u.
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Once an angel came 2 me 2 grant me 2 wishes.
I asked 4 world peace,
she said its difficult n asked me 2 ask sumthing else.
I asked 2 give u brain,
she said she will try 4 world peace itself!
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Roses are red, Violets are blue monkeys

like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
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Location:
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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
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Points: 0

Location:
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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod doon,
tere liye chand taare tod doon.
Khushiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol doon
Itna kafi hai motu
Ya do chaar jhooth aur bol doon
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI
Posted 25 Oct 2008

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7073 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Zindagi mein teen chijien kabhi bhi aasakti hain....


1. Paisa


2. Maut


Aur......????......?

Aur


3. Mera Message.
Posted 25 Oct 2008