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dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya
dill hay kay manta nahiiiiiiiiiiii
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aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...
pyaar se samjhao
Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...
benazir nai phoppo hai woh
Kis kee phopo....???
subki
Mujrim said:sahi jaa rahi ho chandni jee
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Mujrim said:awaz to nai aayi
photo to aa rahi hai na...
yeh kya mujhe donno mazay chahiye
Kisi ka dil toooting aur tusi enjoying...???
arre rehndo yaar
tasweeron mei kya hai
Kon si tasveerain...
bus tasveerain bejaan tasveerain
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Mujrim said:aap kehtay ho to AC ya cooler on karde
itni jaldi...
NAMONIA....
hain jee namonia kahan se aagaya beech mei
Thand mai AC ho ga to Namonia hee ho ga na...
Ham woh to nahi jo martay hee thand sai hain....
yaar idhar to kuch houses mei no fans just AC
raat ko AC full kambal hora aram se soya
AC wid blanket....
ahoo alag hee maza aata hai thandak mei bhi gharmi ka ehsas
yeh alag nahi ikatha maza hai...
haan haan wohi wohi
pehlay kyoun ghalat bola tha...
kyunki dekhna chahta tha keh aap sahi ho ya nahi
Itnay tusi EINSTEIN.....
na assi minstein
uss nay kya invent kia tha?
jurm
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Mujrim said:bus jee ab hum boltay hee nai jao
jee ab jaake kahin normal huwe hai
MANAGER
bolo bolo... roka to nahi bolnay sai...
pehlay abnormal thay...
Suntay he nahi manager uncle...
jao mei nai bolta
jee
manager
mera bhai naraj ho gya...
lagta hai kutt khani hai...
paray ho
ahooo
awwwwwww... mera bhai...
Littar sai ya fir danday sai...
jo u ko pasand hai shiroo hojao hum hazir hai
aao gay fir sochain gay keh kis cheez sai kutt lagaen...
wesay donon hee ho jen to kitna acha hai na ...
ayee hayee kya maza aayega
kutttt mai maza...
haan kaafi arsa hogaya na
pehlay kon lagata tha....
sub batadoon haath pair katwaloon
chal dafa ho
Kon katay ha haath???
yeh duniya
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KING OF JB said:itni zyada qouting
bus yehi kamal hai rehan bhai aur mera
Rehan jee
sahi jaa rahay ho
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bus yehi kamal hai rehan bhai aur mera
Rehan jee
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jao ham tum say nahi bolty
wesy akk mazy ki bat bato raaat jeo newz pay molana fazul rahman ka name sone kay moghy app yade agy or hansy agy
sab boly kiya howa lolllllllllllllll
Mujrim said:haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei
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Mujrim said:wah jee pehla banda dekha maar ke bhool jata hai
no fragi baba aa jhappi paa isko baad mei dekh leinge
han aab is ko dekhna hhee hoga na
yeh hasrat bhee pori ho jae ge...
basant k liye lahore aa rahay hain...????
hum to yahin mana rahay hai
wahan per kites mil gai....
jee har saal yahan organize kartay hai basant
kitnay saal ho gae...???
5-6 saal to hogayee janab
Thora hee arsa howa hai...
jo bhi hai ho to raha hai na thts the main point
2nd point kya hai?
main point kehdiya to 2nd point koi maynay nai rakhta
maynay nahi rakhta per exist to karta hai na...
ab to exist bhi nai karta
abb kahan gya...?
ghayab
KING OF JB said:tum kitab na mumkin
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aap test lai lain... doubt clear ho jae ga...
arre hum khud test de de ke pagal hogaye hai
pehlay sai hain... test ko ilzam na dain na...
abbe yaar iss khuli kitab ko aynak lagay kay parh sub saamne aajayega
bus thoray say alfaz mitay huwe hai
Konsi Kitab.....
arre hum kitab aur kaun
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Mujrim said:abbe chal be har cheez ke liye apna apna
bus umeed se hee rehna aap
har cheez k liye kahan sai aa gya...???
aagaya jee aap to bhool jatay ho har cheez
aap ko kon si yaad rehti hain....
humei rehti hai thori buhut
yeh batao parson sai 3 din pehlay raat ko khanay mai kya khaya tha?
yaad hai dost ki b'day party thi to burger khaya tha 19 ko
date to batao zara kya thee...
kahan na 19
ajeeb baat nahi... 19 ko date bhee 19...
jee ajab kamal haina
aisa kyoun nahi hota keh 20th ho aur date 19th...
rehan bhai yeh aapki duniya nai hai jo yeh harkat idhar hogi
to yeh kya Mars hai????
nai yeh earth hai lekin aap mars ke rehnay walay ho
Leah..... aap ko kis nay keh dia ham MARS walay hain...
bus milgayee inside info
Kahan sai.....???
abbe inside se
KING OF JB said:report kerwao
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Mujrim said:jee issi liye aaj hum bhi qayam hai
moo na kholo machar ghus jayega
bara tasty hota hai....
acha jee
to aur kya... uss kay bone marrow ke to kya hee baat hai...
sedhay se bolde nalli
MIKH....
nalli ka gooda
aur vee kuch kehtay hain per yaad nahi aa raha...
yaad aaye to das dena
aap ko kyoun dasson....?/?
to kisko dasso gay
kisi ko bhee per aap ko nahi....
acha
aaho.... tusi fir khud labhna chor do gay...
na bharosa kar yaar
abbe kar na yaar
KING OF JB said:itni zyada qouting