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Topic: <*>NI KURIYAH<*>AJA ThENU KahANi SanAvaY!

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HE STOOD THERE PUZZLED, WHERE CAN SHE BE? AND WHY HAD SHE STORMED OFF? HE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG, AND WAS DETERMINED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT. HE WENT BACK DOWN AND ENTERED THE SITTING ROOM, HE SAT ON THE COUCH NEXT TO HIS WIFE

HE SAID
"KURRI DI TABEEYAT ZARRA JAADA KHARAAB HO GAYI, TE HUN NI AA SAKDI, TUSSI CHANGA KARO TE FIRR KISI DIN UDDE NAAL MILL LEYA TEEK HE? TE HUN TUSSI CHAH PEE K JAWEYAH"
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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WE HAVE A GR8 PART 4 YA QUEENI
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: ThE DaY my FaThEr CrIed

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BUT HE'S GOTTA PAY

(SHES AN EVIL COW)
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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COME ON QUEEN OF JB...JOIN THE STORY
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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THE MORE THE MERRIER...BAZI GONA B A PROUD KING NOW BAZI JEEE ITTHE TE QUEENAN DI LINE LAGGI PAYI

TE HUN BHOLO
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: <*>NI KURIYAH<*>AJA ThENU KahANi SanAvaY!

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THE ADULTS SAT THERE LOOKING AT EACH OTHERS FACES...HER PARENTS WERE VERY EMBARASSED OF WHAT HAD HAPPENED, THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER, THE GUESTS WERE QUITE SHOCKED AND HAD STRANGE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES.

HER MOTHER SPOKE

"SADDI KURRI DI TABEEYAT ZARRA KHARAAB HO JAANDI HEGI ISS WASTE KADI KADI UDDA SIRR NU CHAKKAR AA JAANDE TE JA K APNI ROOM VICH LATE JAANDI, TUSSI FIKAAR NAH KARO, THORDI DER VISH AVE GI"

HER FATHER WAS QUITE ANGRY, WHY HAD SHE STORMED OFF? MANY THOUGHTS CROSSED HIS MIND....THE FACT THAT THEY HAD TO MAKE EXCUSES FORHER MADE HIM EVEN ANGRIER, WHAT WILL THEIR GUESTS THINK OF THEM? HE THOUGHT...

HE SAID
"MEIN KURRI NU LEH KE THORDI DER VICH AAYA"

HE STARTED WALKING UP TOWARDS HER ROOM
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: hao r ju feelin 2day

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HONEY KIDDAH? DOLLYEH?

LOLZ
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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THE GUYZ GOT A BIT FREAKED AND STARTED LOOKING AT EACH OTHER, EH KUDDIYAN GANA KIYAN GAAN PIYAN?
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: ^<>^TrUe StOry By AgE^<>^

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HE HE HE I KNOW WHAT WE NEED THE GRASS N COCONUTS FOR BUT WHAT R WE GONA DO WITH THE PINEAPPLE? EAT IT?
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: ThE DaY my FaThEr CrIed

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TRY TO POISON HIS TEA
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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OH MY DEAR LORD, WHAT NOW?

WELL THEY GONA HAVE TO GET THEIR DADDY N MUMMY TO SORT IT OUT...SO BAZI! HELP!
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: ThE DaY my FaThEr CrIed

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MEIN HUN TWANNU ROWAANDA, MENNU ROWAANDI? HE SHOUTED, HE WIPED HIS TEARS AND SAT BACK DOWN,

SHE STOOD OUTSIDE CARRYING THE ONIONS AND THOUGHT ABOUT HER ABUSIVE FATHER
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: hao r ju feelin 2day

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LOLZ KUDDIYEH MISS KITTA TENNU

NO HAVEN'T SEEN MA BABY GIRL YET

U MA BABY GURRRLL COME, U MAKE ME FEEL MUUUCH BETTER
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: : O ^HORROR^ : X

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OH NO STUPID PIZZA BOY, WHAT? A PIZZA ON THE FLOOR? WELL SHE AINT PAYIN FOR THAT



HEYYY
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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LOLZ, HE WON'T GO ON WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PRICESSES?
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: : O ^HORROR^ : X

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YES...IT WAS THE PIZZA DELIVERY MAN, SHE HAD ORDERED A PEPPERONI N GARLIC PIZZA, WITH EXTRA CHEESE...(HOLD THE SPICES) FROM DOMINOS BEFORE GETTING INTO THE SHOWER.

SO THERE SHE WAS IN HER BATHROOM LOOKING THE THING IN THE FACE...WITH THE PIZZA BOY STANDING OUTSIDE HER DOOR, SHE JUMPED AT THE SOUND OF THE DOORBELL, OH MY GOD, IT'S THE PIZZA, THANK GOD SOMEONE IS HERE, MAYBE IF SHE TRIED TO CALL OUT TO HIM HE WILL HEAR HER VOICE AND CALL FOR HELP, BUT THE THING STILL STOOD THERE.

IT'S FACE...IT'S TERRIFYING FACE, IT WASN'T AN IT, IT WAS A HE, A MAN, SHE COULD SEE HIS FACE, HIS LONG EVIL FACE, SCARS COVERED THE LEFT OF IT, HIS LASHES CURTAINED SOMETHING SINISTER FROM THE WORLD, THOSE EYES TOLD A TERRIFYING TALE THOSE DEEP AND EVIL EYES FOCUSED ON HER LIKE A PREDATORS' ON IT'S PREY, . HIS FEATURES PALE ALMOST GREY, HIS FACE EXPRESSIONLESS HE STARED, HIS EYES FIXED ON HER EYES, SHE SLOWLY REACHED FOR THE BATH ROBE AND QUICKLY WRAPPED IT AROUND HER, HE STOOD THERE, LIKE A MANEQUINN NOT MOVING NOT BREATHING NOT LIVING.

WITH HIS HAND, CLAWED AND LINED WITH METAL WITH BLOOD DRIPPING FROM IT, HE STOOD HIS BACK STRAIGHT HE STOOD...AND HE STARED. WAS HE GOING TO KILL HER?

BACK TO THE PIZZA BOY
HELLO...HELLO IS ANYONE IN? I HAVE A PIZZA FOR MISS..... (WHAT WAS HER NAME AGAIN? ) HE RANG THE DOORBELL, ONCE, TWICE, HE PEEPED THROUGH THE LETTER BOX N KEYHOLE, LOOKS LIKE NO ONES IN, AS HE STARTED TO TURN AROUND HE NOTICED A LIGHT SHINNING FROM A WINDOW ABOVE, SO SOMEONE IS IN HE THOUGHT.......



TAKE IT AWAY GUYZZZZZ
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: bewafai ka ye bhi manzar to dekho

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MEIN SOCHEYA SADDI DOLLY NU KI HO GEYA
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: ^<>^TrUe StOry By AgE^<>^

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YAYYYYY HAWAIII...GRASS SKIRTS N COCONUTS
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: <*>NI KURIYAH<*>AJA ThENU KahANi SanAvaY!

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SHE WALKKED IN, TOTALLY CONFUSED AS TO WHAT WAS GOING ON, SHE LOOKED AT THE STRANGERS IN HER SITTING ROOM, THE WOMAN STOOD UP AND PUT HER ARMS AROUND THE KURRI,
"KINNI SOHNI KURRI HEGI, MASHALLAH,"
SHE KISSED THE KURRI ON BOTH CHEEKS, THE MAN THEN STOOD UP TO GREET THE KURRI, HE RAISED HIS HAND ABOVE HER HEAD AND SAID,
"JEENDI ROH PUTTR."

THE MAN AND WOMAN SAT BACK DOWN AND ASKED THE KURRI TO SIT DOWN TOO. THE KURRIS MUM STARTED TELLING THEM ABOUT THE KURRI
"SADDI TEEH, INNI CHANGI HEGI, SCHOOL DE VICH INNE CHANGE NUMBER MILDE ENNU, TE KAHRR DA KAMM SAARE KARR LEHNDI, INNI AKKALMAND HEGI SADDE KURRI."

HER FATHER THEN STARTED
"EH SADDI LAADLI TEEH HEGI, ASSI ENNU BOHAT PIYAAR DE NAAL PAALA, EH SANNU INNI CHANGI LAGDI, ASSI CHAHNDE ENNU SAAREYA NAALU CHANGA RISHTA LAB LEWA. TEH ENNU ASSI DUKHI NI VEKH SAKDE."

SHE THEN REALISED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND.......
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: ThE DaY my FaThEr CrIed

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LOLZ, DNT WORRY NAH, U CAN LAUGH AT ME ANYTIME

SO BAK 2 THE STORY.....
YES FATHER I CAN BUT I DECIDED THAT I NOT SEEN YOU CRY FOR A LONG TIME SO TO C U CRY I'M CUTTING THE ONIONS INDOORS
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: hao r ju feelin 2day

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ERRMM OK, HAD BETTER DAYZ THOUGH

YO DOLLY
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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SO WE SETTLE WITH QUEEN VIC AS THE QUEEN RIGHT?

BACK TO THE STORY DOLLY MY SWEET
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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Bazigaar said:

SohniKuddi said:

NO WAY......SOHNI IS SOO NOT THE QUEEN!!

12 CHILDREN? OMG I CAN'T STAND 1 KID, DOLLY I FEEL U MUST TAKE MY PART LOLZ



yaay yaay...who;s da man

LOLZZZ...BAZIGAAR U DA MAN...BUT 12 KIDZ R JUST 2 MUCH
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: <*>NI KURIYAH<*>AJA ThENU KahANi SanAvaY!

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LiL_DollY said:

so the cousin looked @ the punjabi jatt[:'(]
and said.....chaal mera naal
she grabbed his arm and took him to opposite way
while Kuri...was walking home...she turned and looked
he was arm and arm with his cousin
she felt like
breaking her neck
but the sun was going down
she was furious now
she hated her
......



SHE WAS FULL OF HATE, SHE HATED PUNJABI JAAT FOR JUST WALKING AWAY ARM IN ARM WITH HIS CUZ, SHE VOWED TO GET HER MAN BACK, EVEN IF IT MEANT GETTIN RID OF HIS CUZ
Posted 29 Jun 2005

Topic: <*>NI KURIYAH<*>AJA ThENU KahANi SanAvaY!

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HAYE!! HUN KI HOSI?

SADDE HERO TE HEROIN TE BEECH VICH HERODI COUSIN AGAYEEE, STORY KHARAAB HO GAYEE UDDI, MUNDA KEHNDA AONI COUSIN NU....
Posted 29 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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LiL_DollY said:

then dolly turned and said to sohni
the short one their with the glasses
yeah potter would be good for balich in da future.....



OHHH YEAH...MENNU EH GALL YAAD HI NI RAHI

SADDI BABY GAL WASTE TEEK HEGA MUNDA
Posted 29 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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LiL_DollY said:

laughing
and another one is....thinkin....

I cant say his name....hehe
lets call him
Punjabi Jaat.....(He's mine)

laughing
said dolly to sohni



SO IF U TAKE THE PUNJABI JAAT THEN SOHNI IS LEFT WITH HARRY POTTER...BADSOORAT MUNDA

SOHNI SAYS NO TO THE RISHTA
Posted 29 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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~ ßã£îçh ~ said:

( 007 lolz )



I LIKE!
Posted 29 Jun 2005

Topic: :P dozen kids

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THEN I DON'T WANT HIM

U CN HAVE HIM DOLLY


Posted 29 Jun 2005

Topic: <*>NI KURIYAH<*>AJA ThENU KahANi SanAvaY!

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HAYE ALLAH TE FIRR KI HOYA?
Posted 29 Jun 2005
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