rapunzel said:

mr supid aap mujh se larna kyun chahte hain

firstly, you started Phadday Baazi to Me

Where is Sall????

SALL said:

mobile lene ki kya zaroorat hai
araam se betho
uss k bager kaam chal raha hai na abhi tak

inn ki baatoon mai nahi aana...
gimme the money.....i'll be arrange 4 u.....

SALL said:

itni susti ho jati hai

abhi me jhoooom rahi hu
jaise soota laga k aftaari ki ho

you ko sirf Aftar ke baad hi neend aati hai....
ham Sehar ho yaa aftar Neend aaya Baar Baar....

waise aapas ki baat hai Sehri aur Aftari ke baad Sone mai bhi apna maza hai.....








Cheers!

SALL said:

tsk tskk,,, aap kuch aur samajh k aae hein


first thing,,,
wot do u call a FLIRT ??


second,,,
why guys are so proud of their flirt nature ??
koi larke k liye its just fun,,, kuch harj nahi iss sab mei
par agar usssssi larke ko pata chale k uss ki wife aik damm aisi hi nature ki hai to,,, bardasht se bahir hota hai
Y ???????

hello Roza lagg raha hai kya???


i think yeah Men's nature hai ke woh Rule(hakoomat) karna chahte hein
or may be they thinks that women are less to them....
Islamic point of view se yeah cheez ghalt hai definitely everybody knows

For Example:-
if a boy had Girl Friends.
if his sister will do same thing
he will neverever accept it...bcoz he know that what it is all about.....
dosroon ki Maan Behan ko dekhna bohat aasan hai....jab koi apni Maan Behan ko dekhe tu pata chalta hai...
in the end i wud say that its not only a bad Habit or type of Bad Nature......but it is also againgst what islam says about it.....
bohat sari Waeedien hein ko mein bata sakta hoon...but baat hai Amal ki.......








Sall aaj Sehri mai kuch nahi khaya kyaa??????

dil mai



aa ja bachay
mere koul
Jhappi paa lay

red rose said:

hey app ki sad story sun ker mein bhi sad hogai wo kia haina kaash kash ye sub merey samney hota to kitna maza ata bus jii yehi bat maney pareshaan kitta hai

SALL said:

now that was a funny one

yah i know,
ab yaad aata hai tu bohat acha lagta hai.....
but dont make it funny matter.....
mujhe maar parhi hai aur tum ke daant nikal rahe hein......

sall said:

par aise dialogue to hum ab bhi marte hein

khali kholi dailogues se kya hota hai....
maar khaa kar kahoo naa yeah dailogues....

SALL said:

phone hi nahi utha raha

he sounds intelligent

Nice hai

but Boys it doesn't mean ke maaf karna hai....

Another Pitaai
ek din ham 3 bhaai Tv dekh rahe thay..mujh se bara aur mujh se Choota wala dono aapas mai larh rahe thay.....ek doosray ko Pillows se maar rahe thay and i was watching Cartoons on TV...my Maan Ji (Sultan Rahi Part-2) said Baaz aa jaoo....she dont know that inside room who is creating Problem ....i think Maan Ji uss time Namaz parh rahi thein...... as she finished her Namaz...she came into the Room aur pata nahi kahan se Kambakhat ek adad Jacket unn ke haath aa gai .....aur ussi waqt dono Bhaai idhar udhar Bhaag Gaye....aur Maan Ji samjhi ke I am (Abdul Basit) was making noise.....bas phir kya thaa......mein thaa aur Maan Ji ke haath mai woh Jacket.... aur unhoon ne uss Jacket se aisi Pitaai ki ke Maza aa gya.....
Mistakenly, Jacket mai maujood Zip (jo ke kaafi Strong thi) mere Sarr (Head) pe lag gai......jis se Bleeding Start ho gai....pahle tu mujhe pata hi nahi chala ke kya hoa hai.... but jaise hi pata chala mein ne Dhaarien maar maar ke Roona shuroo kar dia....aaj bhi mujhe apne words yaad hein.....i said to My Maan Ji "haan aap tu chahti hi nahi hein ke mein iss ghar mai rahoon...har waqt mujhe danti aur maarti rahti hein. jaise mein Sautela Beta (Step Son) hoon.....ek hi dafa kioon nahi maar deti jaan se.....and words like that..... aur phir zoor zoor se Abbu Ji Abbu Ji chillana shuroo kar dia.....

baad mei mere Chootay Bhaai ne Mera iss baat pe bohat record lagaya hai many times........

meri Maan Ji was totally Heran-o-Pareshaan ke "Aye ki ho gya way???" woh mujhe piyar karien aur mein haath naa lagane dooon woh mujhe Mera Beta Mera Beta aur mein kahoon koi nahi mein aap ka Beta Weta...

aur meri Bari Behan was soo soo caring for me that time..........shaam ko dono Bhaaioon ne phir se larhna shuroo kar dia..... aur mein ........






kya naa yaar koi mujhe lauta de mujhe mera Bachpan.........

Allah kare ke uss banday/bandi ke saath Aafiat wla muaamla ho....
Ameen Sum Ameen!

SABZ PARI said:

SupidGuy said:

u u u   evail

i am not Evil
bcoz Evil=girls
as mentioned above...
if i am so Be away to me.........

SupidGuy said:

Yaar this one is Kool Pic

yaar in this pose she looks like Ang Jolie...

rapunzel said:

if girlz r evil then boyz r devil

as i know Dear Evil is the mother of Devil......
Evil came first b4 Devil.....


and btw submit karne se pahle post ko preview kia karo.....
Shukria!

Salam Everybody!
i am fine wat abt you???
leave Msgs for your piyaray loog!!!

Shabash Bhaaioon Datte raho....
Sharmana mat, Ghabrana Mat,
yooni Qissay sunate rehna....
mein bhi koi nai Pitaai le kar aata hoon
very soon...
actually kya hai naa ke Itna Pitta hoon ke yaad karna parhta hai.....
u know naa ke Ziadah Pitaai Bheja Gool

rapunzel said:

SupidGuy said:

rapunzel said:

aap practical nahin DHEET hain

Tum hamaish aisi hi jali kati baatien karna......






Bachoon ki tarh Khush ho.....

aap ko koi takleef aap ne larkion ko kaha mein ne aap ki sift batai

chalein koi baat tu insanoon wali baat hai naa hamm mai

SALL said:

bilkulll sahi


now allll of u guys
STAY AWAY FROM GALZ
hamesha

Haan Ji bilkul sahi ..
ham tu Gals se paray paray hi rahte hein ...
ab Gals hi hamm ke peechaye aaye tu ham kya karien
Hamesha???

Ji nahi
ek Damm Bakwas hai...

yaar koi nai pitaai laaoo.....

rapunzel said:

aap practical nahin DHEET hain

Tum hamaish aisi hi jali kati baatien karna......

rapunzel said:

red rose said:

kia bat ki hai rapunzel jii hum khush hoey waah waah

                 thanks g

Bachoon ki tarh Khush ho.....

Lucky said:

my message to supidguy.........sirf dekha he hai ?

tum kaun se chand ka pooch rahe ho??? He ke She?????

Lucky said:

message to supidguy........where do you work ?

Bhaai Office Mai aur kahaan....bas mahnat mazdoori karte hein.....



My Msg to All JBianz!!!
yaar mere topics pe aaoo....

Yaar this one is Kool Pic

Doctor Sam said:

question to bohat acha hey

then sunaao koi yaadgaar qissa....

Teen Tracker said:

Another Pitaee

aap ka bhai ek dafa so rahatha kay achanak darwaza khula aur ma jee ne entry maree aur sote se utha kar thapparon ki barsat ho gayee.mere ko to kuch samjh hi nahi aye hua kia hay baad mai pata chala kay mai skool uniform main so gaya tha

Yaar yeah really mein tum ke saath ziadti hoi hai...
sote mai nahi peetna chahiye maan baap ko.....
mujhe jab Maan Ji se maar parhti thi tu Abbu Ji Abbu Ji Karta thaa... aur jab Baao Ji se tu Ammi Ammi karta thaa.......

My Msg to me yaar Zabaan aur Ghussay ko control karna seekhoo.....

My Msg to Moon Light Welcome Back & have A Strong Health.....
My Msg to Frankenstein Be Happy....while u can neverever be ..... & best of luck.....
My Msg to My Young Sister.... i am missing u alot.........
My Msg to Lucky Bhaai Kaise Ho????
My Msg to Heart Hacker how are you????
My Msg to Myself Abay Kaam kar Boss dekh rahe hein......




Have a Nice Day 2 All !!!!

Lucky said:

my message to supidguy kabi raat ko jaag kay dekhoo........aadhi raat kay baad chand chandani baan jata hai......................

aray wohi chandani yaar jis ka sabzi walay kay sath tanka fit hai...........

Bhaai bohat dekhaa hai Chand ko mein aur kaafi Qareeb se.....
ab yeah mat pochna kab, kaise aur kahan????

Teen Tracker said:

motoo main itni baar pita hoon kay agar pitayee ki tareekh likhee jaye to main top 10 main tohonga lekin aaj jis position par hoon woh usi maar ka asar hay


aur mujhe maar kay baad apne parents parbahut gussa aata tha lekin aaj main unhi ko dua deta hoon kay un ki maar ki waja se main aaj yahan hoon. to woh pitayee zarooree hui kay nahi

Agreed Yaar Agreed
inhain kya pata Pitaai kitni zaroori hai???
Pitaai aur Gripe Water...
do hi tu Cheezien hoti hein Bachpan mai....
ek cheez marzi(gripe water) se aur doosri baghair marzi ke khani par jati hai.......



Pitaai No 4

ek dafa raat ko mein aur mera Choota Bhaai Market se Bottle lene ja rahe thay...
mein ne aise hi Mazaq mai Bhaai ko rastay mai Thappar maar diaa...
aur woh aadhay rastay se roota hoa wapis ghar chala gya....
jab mein Bottle le kar ghar Puhanchaa tu ....
Mein aur Mere Baaoo Ji....
Mara tu khair uss din itna nahi pata nahi mera Haath kahan laga tu Bleeding ho gai halki si.....
bas phir kya thaaa....maar khaa kar tu roona nahi aaya But jab mein ne Blood dekhaa tu phir woh Rooya ke................
aaj tak yaad hai ke uss din TV pe "Sultan Salah ud Din Ayyubi" Movie aa rahi thi (urdu Translation mai)....




Yaar Bongiaan na maro Share your Pitaain Yaar.....

yaar mein tu Tayyar hooon..
infact serious hoon...
koi aur interested ho tu Contact Me...