1- There were three friends, Mad, Nobody and Somebody. One day, Somebody fought with Nobody and killed him. At once Mad called the police and said,"Somebody killed Nobody." The police asked him,"Are you mad?" and Mad said,"How did you guess?."
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2-TEACHER: WHICH is more important for us sun or moon
PUPIL:MOON
TEACHER: WHY
PUPIL: THE moon gives us light when we need it but the sun gives us light only in day when we dont need it.
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3-Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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