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Topic: Friendship Week on JB

back2future

Age: 124
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        .. ..A True Friend.. ..
A true friend is someone who listens
And hears what you have to say
A true friend is never judgemental
And stays with you come what may.

A true friend will love you always
In them you can confide
A true friend will greet you lovingly
With opens arms so wide.

A true friend your cherish dearly
Feeling grateful for their love
A true friend is very special
A blessing from above.

A true friend will feel your presence
Whether near or far
A true friend I hear you question
Who is my freind?

.....................You are!
Posted 30 Apr 2005

Topic: JOKES....

back2future

Age: 124
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Location:
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A son asks his dad about the difference between LOVE, BELIEF and RELIEF.
Dad says: Son, your mum is my LOVE. Your maid is my RELIEF and I’m your dad – that’s my BELIEF
Posted 09 Apr 2005

Topic: Dedications.............

back2future

Age: 124
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Total Posts: 17
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Location:
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king of jb ur pic is too gud ...
Posted 08 Apr 2005

Topic: Mohabbat ki adhuri nazm......!

back2future

Age: 124
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Location:
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Bohat dinoo ki baat hai
Yeh baat aaj ki nahi
Bohat dinoo ki baat hai
Shabaab per bahaar thee
Fiza b khushghwar thee
Na janay kuin machal para
Main apnay gher say chal para
Kissi nay mujh ko rock ker
Baree ada say took ker
Kaha k loat aae yaa
Mare qasam na jaee yaa
Magher mujhay khaber na thee
Mahool per nazer na thee
Na janay kuin machal para
Main apnay gher say chal para
Shaher say baher aa gya
Khyaal tha k paa gya
Her eik haseen sham ko
Main chal para weraan ko
Kissi nay mujh ko rock ker baree ada
Say toak ker kaha k
Humaray gher say jaee yaa
Chalay jaae yaa
Posted 06 Apr 2005

Topic: ~*Jokes*~

back2future

Age: 124
7159 days old here
Total Posts: 17
Points: 0

Location:
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A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?

Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Posted 06 Apr 2005

Topic: Badtameez

back2future

Age: 124
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ha ha ha gud queeen ji
Posted 06 Apr 2005

Topic: ~SmS JokeS~

back2future

Age: 124
7159 days old here
Total Posts: 17
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Location:
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1>>>If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
2>>>Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
3>>>Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
4>>>When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
5>>>There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
Posted 06 Apr 2005

Topic: Dedications.............

back2future

Age: 124
7159 days old here
Total Posts: 17
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Location:
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Aray rastoon ko dekh kr ghabratay ku ho
Himat e marda to Madad e KHUDA

Posted 05 Apr 2005

Topic: laugh

back2future

Age: 124
7159 days old here
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Location:
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thx to all 4 wellcume me ...
Posted 05 Apr 2005

Topic: picx

back2future

Age: 124
7159 days old here
Total Posts: 17
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Posted 05 Apr 2005

Topic: ~SmS JokeS~

back2future

Age: 124
7159 days old here
Total Posts: 17
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
1>>>I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
2>>>When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
3>>>One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
4>>>Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
5>>>A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
6>>> What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
Posted 05 Apr 2005

Topic: laugh

back2future

Age: 124
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Location:
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> > An American, a Pakistani and an Indian are travelling in plane when there is an emergency and everyone has to jump off. > The American gets hold of a parachute and jumps. Since there is a shortage of parachutes, the Pakistani opens up his turban and jumps holding on to it with both hands as a parachute. > The Indian can't lay hands on anything and he just jumps without anything. After a few seconds of falling at high speeds he passes the Pakistani. The Pakistani gets pretty angry watching him and shouts, "So you're trying to race me." and lets go of his turban! > >
Posted 05 Apr 2005

Topic: ~*Jokes*~

back2future

Age: 124
7159 days old here
Total Posts: 17
Points: 0

Location:
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    Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there. "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?" Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night tournament here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!" > >   
Posted 05 Apr 2005

Topic: laugh

back2future

Age: 124
7159 days old here
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Location:
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" > After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up. > The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Santa?" > "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Posted 04 Apr 2005

Topic: ~*Jokes*~

back2future

Age: 124
7159 days old here
Total Posts: 17
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
khatoon doctor sey:" meray shouhar ko sotey mein bolney ki aadat hai"
doctor:" aap unhein jagtey howey bolney ka mouqa dein woh sotey mein bolna chor dein gay"
Posted 04 Apr 2005

Topic: laugh

back2future

Age: 124
7159 days old here
Total Posts: 17
Points: 0

Location:
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*~*~*Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!!!*~*~*


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Posted 04 Apr 2005
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