rapunzel said:
dosselpoh said:
cheeta said:leh nahi ab dats not true........ saray nahi hotay
ab u grls loug ager hoo hi unromatic tu hum loug kya ker saktay hain
sahi kaha...
koi day jawab abb
Bare bhai ko jawab dena acha nhi lagta na
~CHANDNI~ said:BASS AKK BAAAT SOOON LO WE &n bsp;ARE NOT MORGIZ APNA MOH DHOOO LO WE ARE
DHMAK GIRL
DHMAKA FAIRYZ
DHMAKA DOLLZ
DHMAKA JANGLI BILLI MORGON KO ZINDA KHA JANY WALI
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:
Rehan M Din said:SAHI
woh koi larki hai bhala jo dhamaka mai aa jata...
larkian desi squad mai aa sakti hai...
larkiyaan tu khana b buna sakti hain..........
acha... to phir on sai roasted egg banwa k dikhao...
haan yeh thek hai, nice idea
chullo lurkio nazar nahi aa raha, humain bhook lagi hai rosted egg buna ker doo
aisay nahi aengi..... thora dheraj rakho...
aisa karo... kaam bant lo...
aag tum lagao... anday larkian roast kar dain...
kha tum lo... bartan larkian dho dain...
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:DHAMAKAY WALAY ANDHAY BOLAY TO
DAHSHAD GARDI LOLZ
Bilkul right FG....
Aur Dhamaka Girlz = Dehshat-gard Larkian...
wait for suicide posting...
in simple angreezi.........
hand gernades (modified)
tareeqa asan, do hath lo our ek dhamaka unda
ek hath main unda pakeroo our clap keroo aissay
our phir booooomm!!
yeh hai dhamak unda
yeh to bujha howa dhamaka hai...
yeh wala dhamak unda , phusss nikla
to aur kya...
Natural mai DESI is best...
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Deer khao, koi bakray shakray, koi zebra shebra... murgha bhi koi cheetay kay shayan-e-shaan cheez hai...
awww........ bakra our zebra bot cute hotay hain main unhain mar nahi sakta na
to on sai dosti kar kay ghar lay ao...
phir ham bhi kahain gay... keh cheeta aur bakra aik hi ghar mai rehtay hain...
yaar yehi tu probl hai main ussay pyar kernay k liye pass jata hoon but wo door jata hai
mujhay batao kaha hain?
oo bhai bakray ki baat hoo rahi hoo tum koi our matlab na nikalo
mai to deer ki baat kar raha hoon... aur tum bakray per aray ho...
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:yaar chandni k unday chori kernay hain.........
the one jo uski avi main larki k pechay nazar aa rahay hain
size dekh ker tu lagta hai k unday kissi shuter-murge k hain.....
buss yeh anday gaib kernay hain kissi tarah say buss itna sa kaam hai
boss plate lay ker wait ker rahay hain appnay break fast ka
chooori jesay kaam k liye MUJRIM...
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
KING OF JB said:
Rehan M Din said:
KING OF JB said:
Rehan M Din said:
KING OF JB said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Miss mine said:
CONGRATZ CHEETAY
DHAMAKA GIRLZ V DESI MURGHA GANG
Waleti MURGHIZ Vs DESI MURGHA... (AIK HI KAAFI HAI)
ab bunay ga saheeh tandoori chiken
main to sooch raha thaa k ub anda aey ga
itni waleti murghian aur sirf aik anda...
maynu marwana jay tay deso
teenon kon maaaro....????
khud samjh dar ho yaar ap
boss dont worry woh char inch k heel ki main nay hawa nikal di hai
bolay to PUNCTURED HEEL...
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:
cheeta said:LOLZ MUJHE BOHT HASI ARAHE HAI APKE BATAY SUNKEhaan desi anday.....
waleti anday...
our tu our dhamkay walay anday b hainRehan M Din said:
to kya yahan per waleti bhee hain?
wesay mubarak baad deni hai kya?
Desi batain...
leh iss main hunsanay wali kya baat hai yeh dekho dhamaka unda title
koun acha hai na
hai to acha... per yeh blink kyoun kar raha hai?
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:
Rehan M Din said:SAHI
woh koi larki hai bhala jo dhamaka mai aa jata...
larkian desi squad mai aa sakti hai...
larkiyaan tu khana b buna sakti hain..........
acha... to phir on sai roasted egg banwa k dikhao...
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
KING OF JB said:
Rehan M Din said:
KING OF JB said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Miss mine said:
CONGRATZ CHEETAY
DHAMAKA GIRLZ V DESI MURGHA GANG
Waleti MURGHIZ Vs DESI MURGHA... (AIK HI KAAFI HAI)
ab bunay ga saheeh tandoori chiken
main to sooch raha thaa k ub anda aey ga
itni waleti murghian aur sirf aik anda...
maynu marwana jay tay deso
dont worry boss main nay our mujrim nay bank robery ka plan buna lia hai buss apki haan chahye
hum bot saray unday chori ker k layein gay na
cheetay kyoun bizti karwata hai... anday to khud hi aa jaen gay jab itni murghian ikathi hon gi... chori ki kya zarorat hai...
Anday ko pakwanay kay ideas socho...
but yaar.........
Ch. hanif ka hi murga lana peray ga na, chandni say poch laytay hain na , koun chandni G app btao ??
khair i know one of the unda our woh tu half boil hoo gaya hai na u loug socho apko unda kaissay chahye?
chandni aunty nahi bolain gee... DARRR GAI HAIN...
mujhay EGg with fried rice
ya
CLUB SANGWICH WITH DHAMAKA EGG
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:DHAMAKAY WALAY ANDHAY BOLAY TO
DAHSHAD GARDI LOLZ
Bilkul right FG....
Aur Dhamaka Girlz = Dehshat-gard Larkian...
wait for suicide posting...
in simple angreezi.........
hand gernades (modified)
tareeqa asan, do hath lo our ek dhamaka unda
ek hath main unda pakeroo our clap keroo aissay
our phir booooomm!!
yeh hai dhamak unda
yeh to bujha howa dhamaka hai...
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Deer khao, koi bakray shakray, koi zebra shebra... murgha bhi koi cheetay kay shayan-e-shaan cheez hai...
awww........ bakra our zebra bot cute hotay hain main unhain mar nahi sakta na
to on sai dosti kar kay ghar lay ao...
phir ham bhi kahain gay... keh cheeta aur bakra aik hi ghar mai rehtay hain...
yaar yehi tu probl hai main ussay pyar kernay k liye pass jata hoon but wo door jata hai
mujhay batao kaha hain?
rapunzel said:yahan bi kal-2 tha
QUEEN VICTORIA said:kal lahore main temp -2.2 tha
innniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ziada thand hai aaj akl
shahrukh khan said:miss u 2 will be back soon...
KING OF JB said:keep it up ashi wasay wo hain kaha ajkal
sameiqbal said:yaar aap logon ne tu mere ta'aruf ko ikhara bana liya hai aur be-par ki haank rahe hain
Diwaar kiya ghiri mere kache makan ki
logon ne mere sehan se rasta bana liya
aur haan sab pyare pyare saathiyun ki jaanib se khush amdeed kehne ke liye aap sab ka shukar guzar hoon.
Diwaar kiya ghiri mere kache makan kilogon ne mere sehan se rasta bana liya
BerG e SeHraa said:
cheeta said:app ki tashreef awari ka shukeriya app nay iss na cheez ko itna muqaam diya
zarra nawazi janab .. aap ke saath yahan kuch waqt guzarne ka moqa miley humare liye yeh khush aiyen baat hogi ..
humain khush ameed kehne ka shukrya ..
sameiqbal said:mr.cheeta
if u don't mind then please go back jungle
kyunke yeh insaanoon ki mehfil hai aur khaas tour par urdu ke chahne waaloon ki, is aap se yahan se tashreef ka tokra le jayen tu achha ho ga warna..........
main zoo(chirya ghar) ki intezaamiya ko fone karne par majboor ho jaoon ga.