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Topic: !!WANTEd riSHta 4 my CAT : )!!

dosselpoh

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q doggies ky pass dil nai hota
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: Wellcummm joji jamadaar....

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tumhara bill a ra ha.. janay do jati ha too:P
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: Wellcummm joji jamadaar....

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Cathy said:

dosselpoh said:

Cathy said:

dosselpoh said:

KING OF JB said:

Cathy said:

KING OF JB said:

dosselpoh said:

Sans lainay se (JB) teri yaad aati hai,
Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai,

Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he,
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,


I guess JB ki addat c ho gai ha.. nai hoti perhaii..



suna hian tumhari shadi ho rahi hian



Asli baat toh yehi hay ... Shaadi kay liyeh wapis aayah hay ....


na asli baat wo accountant wali baat per wapis aya hain


shoooot... na ker yara.. pitwaye ga




Abb toh aadat parhjani chahiyeh


KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara Pagal kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.


Usmein mera koi opyion hee nahi tha...
4 options thay

a.Jawad
b.joji
c.jay
d.jamadaar




mai ny lifeline use ki.. n answer mila.. Cathooooo.
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: Wellcummm joji jamadaar....

dosselpoh

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Cathy said:

dosselpoh said:

KING OF JB said:

Cathy said:

KING OF JB said:

dosselpoh said:

Sans lainay se (JB) teri yaad aati hai,
Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai,

Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he,
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,


I guess JB ki addat c ho gai ha.. nai hoti perhaii..



suna hian tumhari shadi ho rahi hian



Asli baat toh yehi hay ... Shaadi kay liyeh wapis aayah hay ....


na asli baat wo accountant wali baat per wapis aya hain


shoooot... na ker yara.. pitwaye ga




Abb toh aadat parhjani chahiyeh


lol.. xperience bool raha ha..
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: Wellcummm joji jamadaar....

dosselpoh

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Cathy said:

dosselpoh said:

KING OF JB said:

Cathy said:

KING OF JB said:

dosselpoh said:

Sans lainay se (JB) teri yaad aati hai,
Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai,

Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he,
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,


I guess JB ki addat c ho gai ha.. nai hoti perhaii..



suna hian tumhari shadi ho rahi hian



Asli baat toh yehi hay ... Shaadi kay liyeh wapis aayah hay ....


na asli baat wo accountant wali baat per wapis aya hain


shoooot... na ker yara.. pitwaye ga




Abb toh aadat parhjani chahiyeh


KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara Pagal kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: Wellcummm joji jamadaar....

dosselpoh

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Cathy said:

dosselpoh said:

Cathy said:

dosselpoh said:

Cathy said:

Ahahhahha ....Wife jeee..Ahem ahem ....Konsay assinment ..jhaaru maarnay kay ??

Chalo maasi ayegee toh help ker hee daygee



lol.. cathooo.. mehmanoo ky baray mai mazak nai kertay.. chaloo jaoo kitchen mai.. meri wife tashreef lanay wali hein


Oye hoye ... Wife ayee Mujhe kitchen mein bhejdiyah Bhool gaye wife dhoond kon rahee hay


Bacho tum .....


pitoo ge tum bhi our mujay bhi pitwao gee.. (meri wife sy)

yeh jo hitler jasi wife dhoondi ha.. abb raho kitchen mai tum.. mai to hud chuut per doo din sy soo raha hon




Abay ... tum chat per sorahay ho :O...Footpath per sogay ..toh issay inaam milay ga


Footpath per.. hmmm.. nai tumhara hamsaya nai banna mujay

Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: Zaroorat-e-Rishta Fer Joji

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~CHANDNI~ said:




   jay yah kaisy hay???



Sundar.. Atti Sundar.. Chandni is ko kitchan ka sara kaam sikha dain.. kal sy yeh Ghar ki safai mai

Cathy our MM

ka hatha bataiye gee
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: Zaroorat-e-Rishta Fer Joji

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KING OF JB said:

jojee ka ek or karnama bata do jojee



chaloo tusi shuruu hoo.. mai idher twaday pole khoolta hoon
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: Zaroorat-e-Rishta Fer Joji

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MISS SCORPIO said:

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MISS SCORPIO said:

Arrey yaar mae usse bula bula kaar thaak chukee hoon!!

Woh tarro kae neeche Joji ki tasveer dekh kaar gana gaah rahe hai!!

(8) Dekha Hai Pehle Baar, Sajaan Kee Ankhon Mey Pyaar! (8)



haye Allah .. mujay to sharmana bhi nai a ra


Lol, wah kiya jori hogi aap dono ki!


nazar na laga dena app .. mai too us ky baray mai sooch sooch ker pagal ho raha hon

shair for her..

Chupke chupke faryad kia kertay hain,
Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain,

Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain,
k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: Zaroorat-e-Rishta Fer Joji

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Cathy said:

dosselpoh said:

Cathy said:

Miss mine said:



Ahahhhahhaha ....
Mujhe yeh pasand hay ....dekho nazrain jhukaien hooweee hayn ...!


Jojiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...V got it atlast ...Mujhe tumharee pasand per Naaaaaaaaaaaz hay AHhahahahahhahahahhahh


per mujay to anrazi nai ati.. rishta la ker koon gye ga????



MM hay na


us ko angrazi to ati ha.. per us ki samaj kisi ko nai ati..
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: Zaroorat-e-Rishta Fer Joji

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Cathy said:

dosselpoh said:

Cathy said:

KING OF JB said:

Cathy said:

Aryte ..TOPIC says all ...

Any maasi who's Interested in joji jamadaar ...
can leave yer name and age here ...
Shakal dosent matter ...Insaan ka dil achha hona chahiyeh



Dekho joji ..Kitni jaldi tumhara kaam hojaye ga ...!
Gf bhi miljaye gii ..or profession bhi same





ERay joji ager ya us nay read ker liya to tumhari to watt lag jani hain



Mein toh chahti hoon woh yeh parhay or bhagti bhagti aajaye


woo a gye to ura dy ge sab ko.. n ly jye ge mujay.. bacha ly mujay koi



Mein hon na ...tumharee shadi ussi se hogi ..jisko mein nay select kiyah hay:P


Tum ny select kia ha.. yehi to problem ha.. zaroor larki ka bhai pyara ho ga..

tum pehlay app faida hi soochoo geee lol..jk
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: kiYA BaNOO Gay App bary ho ky

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Mai to bara ho ker wohi banoo ga jo BIWI bolay gee
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: kiYA BaNOO Gay App bary ho ky

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~CHANDNI~ said:

MAY to   bari ho kay DOCtore   bano GY dill ki DOCTORE



Koi faida nai.. JIs ka dil aik baar toot gya.. too bus toot gya.. no ilaaj of DIL
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: FRIndz choose a new Avtar Name

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MISS SCORPIO said:

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MISS SCORPIO said:

Magic carpet per hi ajana!




lolzzz


Hello beautiful!



jhoot bolay kawa katay....shhhhhhh
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: FRIndz choose a new Avtar Name

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Miss mine said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

MM kahan hay



for mm ~~~SOhni pATHANi~~~~




Baharon ne khushi ke phool barsaye,
jab se aap meri zindagee mein aye..


woo opper chut sy koi koora phank ra tha.. phool nai they..

app bhi na
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: FRIndz choose a new Avtar Name

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~CHANDNI~ said:

JAY   OLLO   kaaaaa



keh dain poora.. OLLO ka doost.. cutefriend daikho chandni kia keh rai hein
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: !!WANTEd riSHta 4 my CAT : )!!

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billi to nai.. per meray kutay to rishta manzoor ha.. app ki taraf sy haan ha to batain???
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: ~~CONGRATZ CHANDNI~~

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Bajz... keeep goin
Posted 20 Mar 2008

Topic: Should galiyan b allowed?

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NO..

wasay agar allowed ho jayen... too i know a lot of galiyan... in many languagez
Posted 16 Mar 2008

Topic: Guess Who

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CuteFriend
Posted 16 Mar 2008

Topic: ~ Vanilla

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yeh perhai wali batain na keroo yaar..
Posted 15 Mar 2008

Topic: Rehan M Din....8000 Posts...

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congratz
Posted 15 Mar 2008

Topic: Ap sheesha kiun dekhtey hain?

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daikhny ky lye..peechay sy koi gari to nai a rahi
Posted 15 Mar 2008

Topic: Women~~Score Card~~

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lolz
Posted 15 Mar 2008

Topic: ~CHANDA ki CHANDNI~

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arz kia ha..

Mera our us ka rishta meri ankhoon ki taran ha
Sab kuch dikhta ha per aik dosray ka husn na howa biyaan ha
Subah sham dua ha meri khuda sy
Mil wa dy us sy -- mil wa dy us sy – yeh kaisa imtehan ha – yeh kaisa imtehan ha



NOTE: This shair cannot be used for suing/banning Jay with or without permission in any way. He didn't write dis shair for any specific person.
Posted 15 Mar 2008

Topic: ~CHANDA ki CHANDNI~

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Miss mine said:


Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum

Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum

Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna

Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum…



niceeeeeeeeeeee
Posted 15 Mar 2008

Topic: ~CHANDA ki CHANDNI~

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~CHANDNI~ said:

OMG JAy itny romantic itny piyary potry   awsome very nice



but tell me yah kise kay liye hay



aisha,anum,asma,asifa,ambreen,alishba, areeba, bisma,bushra,asma,fiza,rabab,sara,hameeda,hira,
humaira,nida,sumrah,faryal,abida,sajda,anousha,
iqra,kanwal,shamim,shabana,saima,batool,kaneez,
farah,zahra,fatima,urooj,zainab,saniya,samiya,
maya,ainy,sakina,salma,maria,sidra,zara,sarah,
mehwish,safia,saleema,wajeeha,abeer,najda,sayeeda,
shabnam,jamila,shakeela,feroza,qurat-ul-ain,aeliya,
madiha,hira,heera,hoor,rashida,rizwana,LaLita,Papita,
sehrish,naureen,batool,amna,anum,laila,mamoona,masooda,
mumtaz,maham aur rida....





      itniii sari larkiyon ko send to kiya, lekin jawab to sirf ek se aayaaa..


out of quantity.. comz da quality
Posted 15 Mar 2008

Topic: ~CHANDA ki CHANDNI~

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~CHANDNI~ said:

JAY i mis u



miss u too bajz..

shair arz kia ha.. balkay chorooo..
Posted 15 Mar 2008

Topic: ~CHANDA ki CHANDNI~

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~CHANDNI~ said:

OMG JAy itny romantic itny piyary potry   awsome very nice



but tell me yah kise kay liye hay




Beenish ky liye
Posted 15 Mar 2008

Topic: .. Har Khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein ..

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Posted 15 Mar 2008
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