eshajam

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Santa enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, Fifteen inches.
Fifteen inches? asked the salesman. That sounds very small, what room are they for?
Santa tells him that they aren''t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, But, sir, computers do not have curtains!
Santa says, Hellllooooooooo........I''ve got Windows!
eshajam

Age: 37
6448 days old here
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United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
tasha, cutie , mm , pari , ckc
Teri Khushi se nahi gham se bhi rishta hai mera,
Yeh jo zindagi hai woh ek hissa hai mera,
aye dost tujhse lafzon ka nahi,
Rooh ka rishta hai mera