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eshajam
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throw you in front of a grim reaper...
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japhie...
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kia howa tera wada woh kasam woh erada.....
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cutie..
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the water in your sig...
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tashu > cutie >MM >isma > my dear friends
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cute girl...nick
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rose..
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n....tashu
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holiday...
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Q4 : Rakesh roshan
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shy girl...
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Q2 : Deepika Padukone
Q3 : soniya mirza
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thinking about something
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tasha,cutie,
and cheetu bhai..he is sad..i can feel it..
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bhaijaan...
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the Bed Where you are sitting right now
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"nothing"
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SARDAR JOKES
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They’re there for those who don’t drink.
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering
two drinks took some sandwiches
out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
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Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.
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Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
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Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it.
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
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A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women
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Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
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A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse
- I Love U sister….
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Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died.
Take a wild guess,
what did he say…?
!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
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Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho.
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
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How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me..
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Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
eshajam
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eshajam
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Friendship is something special,
it can not be bought or sold
Its value is far greater
than any silver or even gold
When times get rough,
they always seem to understand
Without being asked,
they comfort and lend a helping hand
Holding you up
when they think you will fall
No matter what,
they help you through it all
Friends lift you up,
when you are feeling low
They take you in
when you have no place to go
Never ever forget
or take such things for granted
For you can never re-sow
the seed that's already been planted
Take this to heart,
let it never be undone
In order to keep a friend
you must first be one
Honesty is something
that should always be your aim
With lies, their wounds may heal,
but nothing's ever the same
So cherish your friendship,
always be sincere
Open up your heart,
and it will never disappear
eshajam
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