eshajam
Age: 37
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United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!�
The priest inquired:Why must you pray so, my child?
Girl:That what I ve written in my answer sheet in the examination!
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At the end of the funeral service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out. When they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking the husband cries out,Watch out for the wall!
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A man in a supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other
things, a screaming baby. As the man proceeded along the aisles, he kept
repeating softly, "Keep calm, Thomas. Don't get excited, Thomas. Don't
yell, Thomas."
A lady watched with admiration and then said, "You are certainly to be
commended for your patience in trying to quiet little Thomas."
"Lady," he declared, "I'M THOMAS!"
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A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning. Her husband replied Well, lots of dogs can do that. The wife responded, But we've never subscribed to any papers!!!
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The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, "then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?"
"Yes, your honor."
"And why was that?"
"Because my wife wanted a dress."
The judge check with his records, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!"
"Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times."
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.
Santa replies, 'I am coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.'
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Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?'
Santa: 'Hidden camera!'
Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?'
Santa: 'That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?'
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It is very kind of you, darling, But I do not have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we are not married yet.
