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quote:Originally posted by sweetie
quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor oye shweetie ziada chakkar chakkar na karo...chakar ajayein ge..[;)]lolz waise yeh mei ne joji ko only maska lagaying....[;)] samjha karo, kabi kabi jhoth bol jana parta hae.. aur aisa jhoth jokisi ko khush kare us mei kkuch ghlat nahin.. ab dekho na mere ek jhoth se joji kitna khush hae..[;)]
joji?? ye joji kon hae.. arre yaar.. joji ab joji nahi hae.. wo dossi hae.. :p aur haan ye naik kaam karti raho.. Allah zaroor phal dega wesaay ek cheez hae.. jo kuch bhi kar rahi ho. dossi ko khush karne k liye kar rahi ho.. good cause haan.. lekinnnnnnn question is k akhir us ko khush kiyon ka rahi ho.. hehehe.. u know what i mean.. wink wink.. :p
yeh app ko chaker bhi atay hein.....zarooor hoor say baat kernay kay baad atay hoon gay...:P..jk
wasay howa kya ha...alrite na???????? moojay ziada na soocha kerain na...phir nahi aiin gay:P
baqi app jo keh rahi hein....meray pass us ka koi answer nahi ha[pirategreen][pirategreen][pirategreen]
tabhi to yeh mujh se baat ker ker ke aisa chakra gaya hae k bus abhi tak ghum raha hae..[;)]
Age: 125
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yeh joji dusron ke sahare sare kam kerte hae, joji apne dum per kuch kar k dekhaon to manein.. n Army walon ko yeh chahiye tha tumhien kahi aisi jaga per post karein jaha..chal chor jane da, aj maaf kia..[;)]
Age: 125
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quote:Originally posted by sweetie
hooor.. ye mae kya sun rahi hoon.. ek aur?? ufff.. yaar bas karo.. ab brake lagao.. [:p]
uff shwetie tum ghalat samjh rahi ho, tum kaha in paagalon ki sunne lagi, break ki mujhe nahin joji n F&F ko zarorat hae, pata nai mujhe kis kis k sath jorte hein, inhein mana karo tum shweetie!
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quote:Originally posted by the fast and the furious
yaar seeda seeda bholoo ki hoor jani pay fida ho chukki ha
are meri puri bat to sun leni thi pehle..hein..[:O] lolz yeh joji n F&F mere shoulders per rakh ker fire kar rahe hien.. are agar tume kkoi chez pasand hae to saf saf kaho, HooR k peche chup kar kiu bolte ho..[;)] bolo bolo tell tell..
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh
abb pait too bharna hota ha na.....:P
app ko kya lay ker doon abb....abb too meray pass itnay pasiay bhi nahi hein kay app ko londay bazar say kuch lay doon[:P]
yeh tumaara pet hae ya kia hae, bharta hi nai hae,[:(!] dekha landa bazar kaha tum ne, mei waha se shopin nai karti, jaldi rokre arrange kar, samjhya kiya..[;)] nahin to tujhe khalas kar dale gi HooR..[;)]
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quote:Originally posted by Fardeen Khan
Rani ji main abhi bimrai se utha hoon mujhe Qurbani kerni hai aik bakri ki to kiya main......................... in ki kurbani ker sakta hoon lakin dekh lena halal bhi hain or dant poore hoon to
mujhe lagta hae k ap fir se bemar hone chhahte hei, lagta hae thek hone ka ap ka mod nai, yeh mei kia yaha bakri ap ko nazar arai hun, are had hae... Rano yeh tum ne bat shuru ki hae, ja me katti wid ya,,,,,,
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ahem ahem..Collar Ko Thora sa Upar Charha Ke, Cig Ke Duhein Ka Challa Bana K, Dekhna Hae Kia, Sochna Hae Kia, Chal Pare Hein fikr Yara Dhuein Mei Ura Ke, ...[;)]
yeh jis ne yeh topic start kia hae us ko do parni chahiye sab ki taraf se..[;)] dekho ab bacha bacha jb per cig cig ker raha hae..[;)]
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quote:Originally posted by WAS
Can anyone plz put me to sleep.....a kiss and a cuddle is what i require, ne offers? (HOOR...HOOR...HOOR...HOOR...HOOR!) Erm it doesnt hav to be hoor :)
Ahaaaaaaaaaaa ap ko to mei aise sulaun gi k bus fir utho ge nahin tum..[;)] n adeeb daler mehndi ko mujh se compare na karo..kaha mein HooR , n kaha woh ullu...huh!
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quote:Originally posted by adeeb
me her woh...maardegi hoor tumhein aur mujhe sweety.. shary sach bolta hu mein..teri kasam..:P
are nai adeeb jee ap ko nai mei kuch kahu gi, yeh to shweetie ki shamat ayi hae ab..shweetie tu kahaaaaaaa? tu kahaaaaa?Dhunde tujhe meri nazar.......![;)]
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quote:Originally posted by sweetie
quote:Originally posted by adeeb
Phir haath mein sharaab hae ..sach bolta hu mein yeh cheez lajawab hae ..saach bolta hu mein
adeeb this is for hoor na?? :p
hoor its juz for u.. from ur 'woh' [;)]
lol
acha shweetie, chup chup k mari buraii chal rahi hae..dekha na i caught ya..ab shweetie tum nai bacho ge mujh se, tehro leme call my bro WrangleR.. n wase bhi its not 4 me..kiu adeeb je ? im rite na.. yeh koi woh sho nai jee..tum shwetie chup karo n apne UNHON k pas jao..[;)]
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hum pachtanein walo mei se nahi hain jee, hum ne soch lia hae..aur dum aacha tum mei ziada dum hae..;) lolz..han woh bandars mei hoti hae na..[;)] i mean Dum..(Tail) kekeke