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36. Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath, Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath, Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath, Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
37. SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.
38. CHAM CHAM KARTE HUE AI THI, CHAM CHAM KARTE HUE CHALI GAI.. MAI SINDUR LEKE KHADA THA, WO RAKHI BANDH KE CHALI GAI.....!!
39. DOSTI KARO COLLEGWALI SE, PYAR KARO OFFICEWALI SE, PROGRAME KARO PADOSWALI SE, ANKH LADAO SALI SE, LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE, AUR MAR KHAO GARWALI SE.
40. AMIRI KE KHWAB DEKHNE LAGA, ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA, BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA!!!
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31. Ek dost ka wada hai, marte dam tak nibhayenge, maut aayi to tumase pehale ham jayenge, tumako naa bhul payenge isiliye tumhebhi saath le jayenge....
32. Shama ro ro kay parwanoo se keh rahi hai Mujai rumal la do mari naak beh rahi hai
33. Hum chahain aap ko Aap chahain kisi aur ko Aap jisay chahain khudha karay Wo chahain kisi aur ko
34. Chaha hai jise chahat se jayada, Samjha hai jise muhabbat se zada. Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada, Tu hi hai who haramzada.
35. Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega, Chand lamho mein exam aa jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai thoda padh lo, Warna pass kya Munna Bhai Karwayega.
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26. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
27. Yaad teri na aye aisa hone na denge, Dost tere jaisa khone na denge, Sharafat se contact me rahena Varna, kaan ke niche do kheench ke denge.
28. Zindagi behaal hai, sur hai na taal hai, msgbox bhi kangaal hai.. kya aapaki SMS factory me hartaal hai.. are yaar kuchh to bhejo aakhir mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai !!!
30. Pataa nahi marane par hame jannat mile na mile.. ye fiza..ye aalam...ye dosti mile na mile.. SMS karane me kasur mat kar ai dost.. maalum nahi waha mobile mile na mile..
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21. Mere mobile ko sukun mil gaya, Empty inbox mein msg ka phool khil gaya. Aap ka sms tha ya kele ka chilka, Jise padte hi mera dil fisal gaya.
22. Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate, Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate. Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main, Fir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate.
23. Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
24. Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
25. Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein, hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein
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16. Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
17. O friend ji, Main keha tussi mitha aam ho, Coca cola da jam ho, Sir dard ka balm ho, Sab kuch badhiya hai, Bas SMS nahi karte is waastey badnaam ho.
18. aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho saaya koi lehraye to lagta ahi ke tum ho ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??
19. Sab se achha mera yaar hai, Uski hare k shayri mein kitna pyaar hai, Agar na aaya uska sms ek din, To mera mobile rakhna bekaar hai.
20. Baago main phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko deep jalte rahenge, Dua hai yehi hamari khuda se, Aap khush raha kare, Baaki taklif to hum dete rahenge.
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11. Jab tum aaine ke paas aate ho to aaina kehta hai ?Beautiful? ?Beautiful? Aur jab tum door jaate ho to aaina kehta hai ?April Fool? ?April Fool?
12. ho din bhi kya haseen the, Jab aap haseeno se kiss liya karte the. Yeh unn dino ki baat hai, Jab aap 2 saal ke hua karte the.
13. Kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
14. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
15. Ummidon ki manzil dah gayi, Khwabon ki duniya bah gaye. Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi, Jab ek jhakkas ladki tereko bhaiya keh gayi.
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6. Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai, Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai, Par hai re meri futi kismat, Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi??
7. Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai, Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe, Kambhaqt hummain neend bahut aati hai.
8. Yaad to tumhari aati hai, dil ko bahut tadpati hai. kambakht lekin yeh customer care ki ladki hai, jo baar baar low balance batati hai.
9. Jo mushkil se mile who hai paisa, Jo aasani se mil jaye who hai gam, Jo kisi kisi ko mile who hai pyar, Par jo naseeb walo ko mile who hai hum.
10. Tujh ko Dekhenge to Sitare Bhi Zia maangen Ge ..!! Pyaase Teri zulfoon Se Ghataa Maange Ge ...!! Apne Maathe Se yun Aanchal ko Na Sarkaa Dena ..!! Varna Buddhe Bhi Jawaani Ki Dua Maange gay ..!!
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Suchaal Shairee - PART 2
1. Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai. Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
2. Msg na karke Dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena. Kafan na mile to apna rumal uda dena. Koi puche ke rog kya tha to nazrein jhukake kanjusi bata dena
3. Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
4. Jo Maa Ko Satata Hai Wo Rikhshaw Hi Chalata Hai
5. Patte Gir Sakte He Par Ped Nahi, Suraj Dub Sakta He Par Aasman Nahi, Dharti Such Sakti He Par Dariya Nahi, Duniya Sudhar Sakti He Par Tum Nahi....!!!!
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QUEEN VICTORIA said:
Light Drinking Lowers Stroke Risk
Lighter Moments Drinking a glass of wine or beer at least once week can significantly reduce a man's risk of a stroke. That's according to a new study that found light-to-moderate drinkers have a 20 percent lower risk of stroke than men who don't drink alcohol. The new study, published Nov. 18 in the New England Journal of Medicine, included 22,000 men, but one researcher said the results also could apply to women. The participants drank different amounts of beer or wine, from one glass a day to one glass a week. Though several studies have shown that moderate drinking reduces the risk of heart disease, there was little convincing evidence of any effect on strokes until now. However, researchers warn that too much drinking can increase the risk of stroke. They also point out that negative consequences of drinking include liver damage, impaired driving skills and, for pregnant women, risks to fetuses. And, they emphasize, there are other ways to reduce stroke risk, such as quitting smoking or lowering blood pressure. The American Heart Association estimates that each year 600,000 people in the United States suffer a stroke. It is the third leading cause of death in this country, and the leading cause of serious, long-term disability.
Rahay Gi Sehat Achhi Janaab, Keh Thori Thori piya kero
I WENT THERE ...THERE WAS VIRUS..IT DESTROYED MY PC'S HARD DISK.,..I LOST ALL MY VALUABLE FILES...
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Yani I am bothering you... 
