Although we didn't learnt anything from this post but atleast now we know that it's always good to say "very good and thanks for sharing" without reading the long stories


TFS FG (Qasam lay lou poori baat perhi hay mainn nay )

Aray Aray ..hum nay bhi DEHLA maar hi diya JB per...Mubarak ho NB Jee...


Oh Sorry Hum Aayeena dekh rahay thay ...


Sub ka bohat bohat shukriya,..iss tarah ka meray liyey banaya gaya almost pehla topic hay yeh.. kiyun keh pehli baar mainn nay 10K post ki hainn na issi liyey


Shah Rukh jee ..aap ki bhi shukriya SHPAISHAL

KhushAamadeed Aleeza....Waisay abhi Deed tou nahin hui aapki..hamari bhi mate ban jayenn aap

explain further please

Iss say dill ki baat kikhi ja sakti hay ??

3rd pic..Office close...chhuttttiiii

Cooooooooooooool

bataya nahin

Pehli Picture...

I have it in my key chain

Great ..Thanks for sharing

Haw Sweetie tumharay baalonn ko kya hua

Yeh hay kon Kiddoo tou itna bahadur kabhi nahin tha

Good Nazam

Titke ko ghor say nahin perha mainn nay..I though he is "gone".

~CHANDNI~ said:

Omg bhiya jee u r so Tjerbay car

Buss yaar kabhi Gharoor nahin kiya

~CHANDNI~ said:

BUt tell me one thing asy kitny phasssy

Itni lambi post kernay per bhi koi nahin phassi

WARMTH OF LOVE said:

lol .. wyse in 101 tareeqoun say .... i mean fomula say kitni jutiyaaaaaaaan parein gie woh nahi bataya ....


great post ....    

and great reply N.B bro

Tusi tareef ker ditti...Paisay pooray ho gaye

Mujhay Peeeeeenay ka shouqqqqqqqqqqqq nahinnn...Bus waisay hi achha lugta tha yeh forum....Wapas Lao

Main Pehlay hi udaas hoon ooper say meri hi waat lag rahi hay


Mujji Beta..vOcation teri start hui hay meri nahin..Mamzar Beach Chalainn

Hawwwww...Bhaoo

hay kidher yeh??

It was not nphat raat..it was just an evening in Dubai

"Sub yaar kya huwe, Woh Pyaar kya Huwe"
"Dhudla gayee nazar kiyun, Deedaar kiya huwe"



Filbadeeh maara hay

"hye" hi keh dou

Formula 1
Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.

Matlab woh confident jhoot pasand kerti hainn

Formula 2
Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile Zarur kare.
Yeh tou her koi kerta hay, iss mainn kya baat hay bhala...agart na kero tou jeena haraam ker deti hainn pooch pooch kler keh kya hua hay, tum mujh say kuchh chhupa rahay ho..batao na ..bla bla bla

Formula 3
Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.

Duniya Matlab di o yaar..Duniyaaaa Matlab di o yaaar

Formula 4
unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift Zarur de, yaa ek Rose.

Time of birth na yaad rakhna larko..werna woh naraaz ho jayenn gi    

Formula 5
uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.

o kiyun jee



Formula 6
Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.

Sub say bara jhoot...agar aisa hota tou meri 1000000000 GF hotinn

Formula 7
unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.

yeh "aap ko bhi" say kya matlab hay...yaani larko dikhna paray ga aur larkiyaann waisay hi attractive hoti hainn..apnay moon biwi mithoo

Formula 8
agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.

Apni taaleem per tawajjoh dou, met paro ishq kay azaabonn mainn

Formula 9
Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.

Apni merzi ho tou shake hand ...merzi na ho tou koi nazar bhar kay dekh bhi lay tou shor macha deti hainn

Formula 10
Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.

matlab phir dikhaaway ki pujaari hi huinn na


Formula 11
Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.

Larki = Kharcha

Formula 12
Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.

Larki = Aur Zyaada Kharcha

Formula 13
Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.

Apni Feelings aur mood per laanat bhaijho, bus in ki feelings ko hi dekhtay raho

Formula 14
Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai.

acting kero yeh khush rahainn gi.

Formula 15
Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.

haan haan...frankly milo..mood hua tou baat kerainn gi werna kahainn gi yeh tou bara beysharam hay



Formula 16
Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.

Explain Fertile Please

Formula 17
agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi.

Khawabonn say nikal kay tu aa jaa

Formula 18
aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen.

Namaaz perho na perho in ko SMS zaroor kero

Formula 19
Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Aur bhi apni raat berbaad ker lo, soch soch ker keh ab woh kya ker rahi ho gi

Formula 20
Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.

Baat wohi kerna jis mainn uss ko maza aaye...jahann tum nay mazay lenay ki koshih ki wahan tum farigh

Formula 21
Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai.

Yaani dou chaar per maar dhaar ki stories bhi sunao in ko

Formula 22
Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.

RAT pakarna aur Cockroch maarna seekho larko

Formula 23
agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.

Udhaar maangnay ka achha tareeqa hay

Formula 24
Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul pyengi.

Taraaweeh perhnay jao na jao ramzaan mainn, inn ko 12 baj ker 1 minute per SMS kernay kay liyey jaagtay zaroor raho

Formula 25
Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge.

Charhtay sooraj ko salam



Formula 26
unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo turant aap par fida ho jayegi.

Larki = Aur Bohat sa kharcha

Formula 27
Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.

haan seedha such na bolna...inn ko pehlay full time paas kernay dou aur end mainn yeh bolainn gi, "hye Allah, Mainn nay tou aap ko iss nazar say kabhi nahin dekha"

Formula 28
jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune.

Yeh aap ki nazar ko bhi enjoy kerti hainn

Formula 29
Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe.

chalo...ab subha subha uthna bhi peray ga

Formula 30
Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kare.

Doosray din koi aap ka bhai ban ker pitayee ker dey ga



Formula 31
Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target karke Loveable song jarur gaye.

yaar tum logonn ko jhoot itna pasan kiyun hay?

Formula 32
Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.

Aur iss kay baad?

Formula 33
agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye jaruri sabak hai.

Ghar waalonn ka koi kero na kero..inn ki maded ko laazmi ponhcho

Formula 34
Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare.

Woh chaahay kerainn na kerainn..aap zaroor kero larko

Formula 35
agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai.

Matlab abhi say aap ko training hay keh agar shaadi kerni hay tou pehlay say aadat daalo




Formula 36
agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar jarur de.

CRUDE OIL = USD 135 now a days

Formula 37
unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi.

Ab Limit bhi define ker dainn please

Formula 38
agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.

Yaar yeh her waqt hum yehi dekhtay rahainn keh larki kab kahan ja rahi hay..aur koi kaam nahin hamainn

Formula 39
aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.

Aur Email kero tou PINK Wall Paper kay saath

Formula 40
Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.

Aik aur jhoot...mujh say funny tou koi hay hi nahin

Formula 41
Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi.

Lekin aik "limit" mainn..hay na?

Formula 42
agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Subha uthay ga kon?

Formula 43
agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye.

Larki = HGer waqt ka Kharcha

Formula 44
agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne jarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal jarur puche.

Unn kay Abba ka kiya kerainn?

Formula 45
apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna "aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.

Larki = Always Kharcha



Formula 46
unke diye hue Gift ki tarif jarur kare, tarif karna Deep me Ghee dalne ke saman hai.

Chaahay woh aik DEEP hi kiyun na dainn aap ko

Formula 47
agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.

Din bhar Insaan kisi aik khayaal mainn reh hi nahin sakta..yeh jaantay huwe bhi jhoot sun'nay ki kitni aadat hay in ko


Formula 49
agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega.

Dost ki behan per nazar rakhnay waala ....... hota hay hamaari nazar mainn, Yeh dekho larko kaisay sabaq dey rahi hainn yeh larkioyaann hamainn

Formula 50
Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chijo ki tarif karte rahe.

Phir Jhoot

Formula 64
Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi jaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.

Yaani mainn zindagi mainn yehi important kaam reh gaya hay kya?

Formula 65
Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai.

Jis ko fursatr hay woh keray yeh sub kuchh


Formula 67
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai.

Haan un ko kernay dou yeh sub

Formula 68
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare.

Saabit huwa keh larkiyaann sirf jhoot aur banawati baatainn pasand kerti hainn

Formula 72
agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse najdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi

Dekha Dekha..phir Kharcha

Formula 73
Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye.

Agar yeh such hay tou iss post kay baad koi na koi mujh say pat jaani chahiye

Formula 78
aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse turant Pat jayegi.

Matlab 4 ghunda logonn say bacha lo...aur khud dating kertay phiro..wah jee wah

Formula 83
Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.

Jhoot aur Dikhawa again

nayee nayee ..meri haandi na pakao jee

Kullo Mukh Maafi

~tasha~ said:

SE W980 walkman

Thanksoo Tashu jee

Milta kidher hay yeh ?

Rapunzel said:

new_beau said:

bilkul bikul ..uss waqqt pata hi nahin chalta..I remember ..I took a shoot of friend in Paris ...To focus him with the Eifelk Tower I was Lying on the Road

oh my god

Kla shaam ko dekhi hay idher dubai mainn Nothing Special...Just like a chinese Movie Bus unn ki aapas ki 10 Minute ki fight achhi hay...Storyline is weak ...

Thaikedaar type aadmi..saath hi Dhanday ki baat shuru ker di