King of jb said:kashi nay try ker kay pahlay he dakh liya hay
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kash_beauty said:hum nay try nahin kia tha
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hamara moun tou pehlay he terha hai![]()
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kash_beauty said:
stariz said:huhhhh
dar gahay toa kuch kehna ko nahi raha baqi![]()
jo merzi samjho![]()
tyme nahin hai explanation denay ka![]()
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kash_beauty said:
stariz said:kyu tum na mujhsa karza lia tha
jo chuka nahi sakti tua mujhay marna ka irada hai?![]()
nahin app ko karza dia tha![]()
or kyunk app wapis nahin kar sakay,.
issliye abb app ko khallas karnay ka tyme hai![]()
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kash_beauty said:bola kis nay yahan
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kash_beauty said:yeh bhi sochnay wali baat hai
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koi baat nahin..ummed per duniya kaim hai![]()
kash_beauty said:queeni..abhi tou hum he bethay hein os per qabza kar k
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dekhiye kis ki kismet mein likha hai halal hona![]()
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15 20 saal tak pata chal jay ga![]()
kash_beauty said:
stariz said:ram pal wohi kachray wala?
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hum nay app ki baat nahin ki![]()
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Queen of jb said:
stariz said:hey Queen! kaysi ho app
yaar MG kaha ho tum?
mai toa samjha ka lurak gahay ho
isi liye fatiha bhe parhli thi
ab mujhay kia pata tha![]()
wesi hi hon....![]()
stariz assi batain tu na karo.....![]()
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wo kiya hai kay aik tu paperz aur oper say 2,2 lolzzzzzzzzzzzz.....samjha karo...![]()
Doctor Sam said:doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.
kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...![]()
Queen of jb said:
Doctor Sam said:
stariz said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
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STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
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2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........
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ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...
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ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai![]()
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demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...![]()
demagh ka bill anna tu achi baat hai iss say Knowledge barti hai.......![]()
magar app kiya karain gay Knowledge ka....![]()
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doc logon ko zarorat nahi hotti....![]()
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Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
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STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........
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queen tum bhe na bassssssss
tum na refresh karna ka liye machine dil ki jaga per lagai thi isi liye usko brain nahi mila waha per![]()
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hona wohi jo humhara ADI bhai jaan hai![]()
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yani aqalbandddddddd![]()
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lagai tu hum nay brain main hi thee ...![]()
magar humein kiya pata app ki (AQAL+BARAIN) takhno main hai............![]()
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hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay.....![]()
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Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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hum jacket nahi pahenta
sirf kapra aur bassssss baki sab Doctor Sam pahenta hai![]()
sardi ki RAAT THEE:
The night was dark,
the moon was high,
I stopped my car....
You wondered why?
I leant so close, You felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la....la...puncture !!
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hum raat ma bahir nahi nikalta![]()
wo kia ha ka humhari Amma'B kehti hai ka raat ka waqt churailain(witches) phir rahi hoti hai![]()
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BHOOT TU AUR LATE NIGHT NIKALTE HAIN YAQEEN NAHI ATTA TU MIRROR MAIN DEKH LAIN NA KABHI RAAT KO...![]()
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aur wese bhi achay bachay na tu raat ko bahir nikalte hain .....aur na hi baron ki baat ko taltay hain.............![]()
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Doctor Sam said:
stariz said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
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STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........
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ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...
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ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai![]()
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demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...![]()
Doctor Sam said:
stariz said:
Doctor Sam said:
stariz said:
DejaVu077 said:
Doctor Sam said:
Queen of jb said:
stariz said:nice Queen
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ya hoi na baat..![]()
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay![]()
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thx jee.......![]()
app ka jacket khali hai......![]()
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......![]()
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stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..
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Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain![]()
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nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain![]()
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achi baat hey nahi atay... shuker kerain k nahi aatay...
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haan na
khowab ma ap nahi atay na
warna abhe hum qabr ma hota![]()
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Humain kama az kam aap k khwab main aanay ki zaroorat nahi hey...
aor hum ne khayalaat ki baat ki thi... khwabon ki nahi...
kash_beauty said:
stariz said:aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na![]()
jalai nahin thi![]()
burn ki thi![]()
segreet nahin rakhni chahiye na![]()
hamary stomach mein dard hota hai segreet rakhnay say![]()
issliye hum nay dard ko mita dia![]()
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kash_beauty said:abb iss ummer mein itnay mushkil sawalon ka jawab kahan say aaye ga
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heart__hacker said:wa salam
theek thak app sunain![]()
kash_beauty said:
stariz said:Salam
kia haal hain sab kay?
wsalam!
app jaan kar kia karein gay k haal kaisay hein![]()