~CHANDNI~ said:

Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Tourist:
Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.



Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.


Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!



Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.



How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.



At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

Rapunzel said:

nice msgs but itne dheer se

Rapunzel said:

sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum

*Oh yaa Right
Best of Luck InshAllah...!

Waalaikum Assalam

im fine now lolz

Queen of jb said:

thats for you mg

Queen of jb said:

olldman said:

Best wishes, and a happy friends day to all.

London_Girl said:

Tasha, MM, Sunshine, QV, CF and FG

Miss mine said:

                        

tehzeeb said:

Hi rapu h r u kiss ney call kardi jo app itn khush ho rahi ho meine to nahi ki

~Fragi~ said:

kis ney kar dee callll

Rapunzel said:

Time 08:14 pm

Hello Assalam o Alaikum

Kya haal hai dear ??
mein theek hun ap kaisi hain??


Yar mein bi theek hun tum call kar rhi thi??
nhi yaar ap ne hamein call ki hai

Oh nhi yar tum ne ki hai..........
Nhi Yaar mein ne tu nhi ki











OMG aj sham ko mein bohat hasi hun MashAllah n thts all bcz of u my dear

olldman said:

Congratulations, S S.

London_Girl said:

congratz Ss sis!

keep it up, dear!

~CHANDNI~ said:

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Mystique said:

Rapunzel said:

Good Work My Dear













Im sure u will do u dare

tehzeeb said:

Posting n posting

~tasha~ said:

~Fragi~ said:

eating ice cream & posting

London_Girl said:

waiting for some guests!