tarar786
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
lolz joji ko bhi thnx kaho..[;)]
nyways dats nice tarar..
Jooji and ffm and London Ki hoor aaap sab ka shukria. Yaaaaaaaar Joji tumhari tu bohat cheezain nazar aati haim hum sabko. Kaha tha kay nanga matt phira karo![:D]
tarar786
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Blonde at the Appliance Store
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
tarar786
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Khatam hogya hai tumharay saath khup khup kar aur Janubaba waloon ko bata bata kar kay agr hum helki si chashni wali photo paste kartay hain tu delet hojatai hai laikin khud Jannu Baba ka, Dhamaka section dekh kar hum Old men ko bhi sharam aa Jati hai, Koi wazahat is baat ki karnay wala naheen milta. Mr. Jojji.
tarar786
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A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.
A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear."
tarar786
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
tarar786
Age: 124
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Two lawyers are in a bank, when suddenly armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand.
Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?" to which lawyer number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."
