ha h    ha h ha ha aha

lagta hya yah to   jin bhooot agy    chall bhag   parrri

bara   khosh hoty   hya tt bhai kise   ki bewaii dekh kay

Bazigaar said:

pappiyaan shappiyaan hain

lolz   nahi khatem ho gay

cutefriend said:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



shram a gayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sorry karro phir

CF   TT MG LINE LAGAY KAY KHARY HO JAO KAISY BECHAN HO RAHY HO   larki kay liyeeeeeeee

Doctor Sam said:

istarah to hota hey istarah k kaamon main...

app odass hotty ho   garmmiyon ki shammo may

jok   fore jokerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

    


Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

    


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

    


Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was

not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!


    


Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant:

It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an
umbrella and go.


    


Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs
back.!



     

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....


    


Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa
who died
peacefully in his sleep not screamin like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..


    


Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


    


Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.


    


Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..


    


A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan
is PM not AM".

TT     ....




CF






MD



SH
   WHERE ARE U ALLLL

sherm karo apny paki behan ko    africa ka bolty ho gandeeey

HAPPY frindship weeek to my all frindzz

SABZ PARI said:

Bazigaar said:

SABZ PARI said:

ary un ka is say kam nahi chaly ga sath may yah bhi rakho na bazi jeee

u mean to say booze haan? lol..abhi to sara hafta para hae to party...eat pizza and enjoy

per     
   hamy   woh bhi   milly gye na

Bazigaar said:

ok folks..jis ko jo peena ho a ker le lo

bolo achay hay yah nahi nahi to pari naraz ho jay gy

Queen of jb said:

EAT ONE APPLE DAILY KEEPS QV N DR BILLA AWAY...................

ann apple a day keep doctore
awey if a doc is lik queen vic keep apple awey.









do jawab   queen

Bazigaar said:

SABZ PARI said:

ary un ka is say kam nahi chaly ga sath may yah bhi rakho na bazi jeee

u mean to say booze haan? lol..abhi to sara hafta para hae to party...eat pizza and enjoy

per     
   hamy   woh bhi   milly gye na

abhi lo   jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

nazer nay nazer say kiya kaha

mery jan mery jan yah bata

WAFA said:

hum pehlay say zyada BEWAFA


N U?????????????????????????????

ise   liye akey pori ka name take nahi pokara


bewafa

waooo cf bahi    congratzz jeeeee

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