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shahrukh khan said:
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only 4 shah rukhSurd's Love for cricketSurd's Love for cricket Bagga: 'My girlfriend says that if I don't give up cricket she'll leave me.' Jagga: 'Oh! that's very tough, Right friend?' Bagga: 'Yeah, I'm going to miss her'.
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Try It, It's Koooooooooooooooool ! ! ! 1. Move ur cursor to the $ below. 2. Left click the mouse and hold it. 3. Highlight it by moving ur cursor to the right and keep going! 4. How is it?
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Try It, It's Koooooooooooooooool ! ! ! 1. Move ur cursor to the $ below. 2. Left click the mouse and hold it. 3. Highlight it by moving ur cursor to the right and keep going! 4. How is it?
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ary computer window ki bate ho rahy thy na kay app ki nahi kharab hoty to may boli promiss karro akk bate manoo gay app na boola han to app plz asa hi karo na apny pc kay sath
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Try It, It's Koooooooooooooooool ! ! ! 1. Move ur cursor to the $ below. 2. Left click the mouse and hold it. 3. Highlight it by moving ur cursor to the right and keep going! 4. How is it?
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You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When: Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet and Low. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward. You channel surf faster without a remote. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. You short out motion detectors. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop. You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer. You have a conniption over spilled milk. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
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Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order! Order!" Santa responded immediately, "Thank you , your honour! I'll have a scotch and soda."
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Balich said:
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7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
