per   jeen kahan gya

WARMTH OF LOVE said:

paa-jee said:

yea wol company & sons LTD ka

kinj diyan galaan kardy py ho ..

WOL COMPANY ty theek hay but aye .. Sons ...

    HAY    WOL BHAI YAH KIYA CHAKER   HAY MUNA ABHI GYA

na bolo yah      sonno

Appun bola !!




appun bola !!

A sample of the language that rocks Mumbai and is understood only in

Mumbai



1. There's a minor problem- Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya

2. There's a big problem - Arre yaar, "Jhol" ho gaya

3. There's a huge problem..(unsolvable)-Arre yaar,"Raada" ho

4. Gaya

5. You'll be surprised .- Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu

6. I am going out of this place - Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai.

7. Don't make a fool of others - Dekh , tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko

8. Just get out of here,you oversmart fool!! - Chal e shane,

"Hawa" aan de

9. I am not a stupid out here - Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya

10. There's some misunderstanding - Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi

11. Do u drink daily? - Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?

12. See, You are afraid.. - Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi

13. Shall I bash u? - E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?

14. Just take him into a secret place -Use jara "Khopche" me

15. leke ja

16. What a beautiful lady !! - Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!

17. Don't just bluff. - E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..

18. Don't take much tension.. - Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??

19. Your clothes are very awkward!! - Kya "ZAGMAG /DHINKCHAAK"

20. pehna tune?

21. I don't care about it much..!! - Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"

22. Please don't bore me... - Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu

23. All this must be done without anyone's notice Sab kaam "SUUMDI"

me hona chahiye...kya?

ham pay ilzame be wafi hay
aye muhbet ter dohay hay

HumTun   ka bacha bate   nahi man raha

so far away said:

wow gooood jb ki rani do u have marriage beurue.........?
wow kiya baat hai

   jee ham risty nahi karwaty per ager app ko chhahy to bolo na koi bichary dhond hi layeen gay

kon guss a na ho jay

wel come jeee

Bazigaar said:

JB Ki Rani said:

Bazigaar said:

mera naam bhi likh lo bewafa logoon mae

per app nay bewai kiyon kiiiiii

some times life can be cruel in ways that i just can't explain

Bazigaar     oh Bazigaar   to hay bara   jado gar lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



wel come sir

Bazigaar said:

chak de phattay

ary may nazuk see klarki   phaty kaisy chook sakty hoon
   bazi yah kam to app ko karna pary ga meryt sath

Bazigaar said:

thought so

what do u think about dat

shahrukh




shaista
cute frind
muslim thanxxx
per mr   bazi nay toooooo

Bazigaar said:

is eid coming in feb...?

app kon sey donya kay bassi ho
   sir   
eid   20th yah 21   ko arahy hay januvary may

Queen of jb said:

JB Ki Rani said:

so u got my my my doll
      

ary    behan achy lagy to khalnay kay liyee lay lee   app kaht hooo to wapis kar dety hoon

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!



Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !



Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?



Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !



Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !



Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.



Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!



Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.



Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....



Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !



Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !



Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!



Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !



Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "



Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!



unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!



Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !



Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?



Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !



Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !



Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.



Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!



Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.



Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....



Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !



Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !



Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!



Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !



Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "



Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!



unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

JB Ka Raja said:

kash_beauty said:

JB Ki Rani said:

k beauty   
yah larkay   sab janty han
phir bhi ham say panga kiyon laty hay
yah janty hayn
kay hamry bager yah koch nahi
    

panga kyun letay hein
ajj tak hamay bhi samjh nahin aaya   

shayed isliye k .. in ko lardai karna ka shoq hai

YE JHOOT HAI JI

   chall   jhoty

JB Ka Raja said:

JB Ki Rani said:

hmmm   raja    kiya may tumhay janty nahi hoon mr kukarrrrrrr

KUKER Who

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