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THE WOMAN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MEET...

She's a wonderful cook and keeps a spotless house.

She won't spend all your money; she has lots of her own.

When you're watching the game, she's quiet as a mouse.

She doesn't watch soaps or spend hours on the phone.

She never nags or bitches; she's always so sweet.

She looks good without make-up and is hotter than the law allows.

She is just perfect, and she's the girl you're NEVER going to meet!




jee   nahi jee just a jok.
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thannnx   for a warm and kool hug
Posted 23 Nov 2004

Topic: BAR Reopen

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Companies are getting strict with their return and refund policies these days.

Today I bought a bottled drink and noticed the following written on the label.

"If not satisfied with this product, just return the unused portion of the bottle, and we will cheerfully refund the unused portion of your money."
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Top Ten reasons Oreo cookies are better than men

10. They don't scream if you twist them too hard.

9. They don't get drunk and throw up in your bed.

8. They are always good.

7. They go away when you want them too.

6. Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair.

5. Don't have to worry about the last person who ate one.

4. It's always fun to swallow.

3. They never talk.

2. When it makes a mess in your bed, it's easy to clean.

And the number one reason Oreos are better than men:

1. The creamy white stuff tastes good!
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raja ajj kal bascit ball khila ja raha hay
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Top Ten reasons Oreo cookies are better than men

10. They don't scream if you twist them too hard.

9. They don't get drunk and throw up in your bed.

8. They are always good.

7. They go away when you want them too.

6. Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair.

5. Don't have to worry about the last person who ate one.

4. It's always fun to swallow.

3. They never talk.

2. When it makes a mess in your bed, it's easy to clean.

And the number one reason Oreos are better than men:

1. The creamy white stuff tastes good!
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Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par,
Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi.

Aise likhne ka bhi kya fayda jo jhuta lage,
Aise rang ka bhi kya fayda jo fika lage,
Shayri woh hai jo dil se nikle, aur jise sunke,
Her dil mein thoda sa to dard jage....

zaalim tha voh aur zulm kii aadat bhi bahut thii
majaboor the hum un se muhabbat bhi bahut thii

baat karne mein jo mushkil ho tumhe mehfil mein
mai samajh jaoonga nazron se bataana mujh ko
vada utnaa hi karo jitana nibha sakte ho
Khwaab pura jo na ho woh na dikhana mujh ko
apne rishte ki nazaakat ka bharam rakh lena
main to aashiq hoon dewaana na bana mujh ko....

and in the END



wo mere dil ko kuchal ke chale gaya
anjane me muzko wo shayar bana gaya

Posted 23 Nov 2004

Topic: ~BEWAFA BAR~

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BiKeR said:

me ne pocha kudrat se
ke us ne mere lye kisay banaya
kudrat ne kuch na kaha
aur waqt tham sa gya
phir judrat ne muskra ke
mujhay tera nam bataya
dil ye dil tuje chahe sanam
dil ye dil tuje chahe sanam (not the member sanam411 here)

      
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bass sis u know ajj kal ghar may kise kader srtess mahool hay
akily may jab dill nahi lagta to ap logon kay pass ajty hoon
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yas its 4 u
Posted 23 Nov 2004

Topic: age kya hae

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   or ham hayn   rani ...
   sab jb memberz ki dill ki ranii    
Posted 23 Nov 2004

Topic: WHAT IS LOVE?

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There are only four questions of value in life.

1. What is sacred?

2. Of what is the spirit made?

3. What is worth living for?

4. What is worth dying for?


The answer to each is the same.

Only LOVE.
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hi raja
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may bilkol thik hoon   ap[p kaisy hoo sis
Posted 23 Nov 2004

Topic: BAR Reopen

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shaista said:

aur kuch main peeti naheen hoon to cola hi maang liya..... lekin ghalt jagga par ghalt cheez maang li....



   ary   shaista  &n bsp;tum ham pay ilzam laga rahy ho ham kiya ase hayn
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There are only four questions of value in life.

1. What is sacred?

2. Of what is the spirit made?

3. What is worth living for?

4. What is worth dying for?


The answer to each is the same.

Only LOVE.
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doctore sahiba ko flue hogya hay
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ary   tum log nahi janty
hayrat hy   





mg ki   to shadi ho gayyyyyyyyy
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lagta hay YAS kay sar pay koi bhary chiz lagy hya jo soffia ko bholl gya hya
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ary   tum log nahi janty
hayrat hy   





mg ki   to shadi ho gayyyyyyyyy
Posted 23 Nov 2004

Topic: Good Bye

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inshallah
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hi
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opps raja or raja ka hmmmmm
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Posted 23 Nov 2004

Topic: RANI........

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apss ki bate hay may bhi nay janty uss ko
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u rabbit
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Topic: ... hmmm..

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SALL said:

hmm...
aaj tum kuch bhi na pucho
k aaj dil bohot udaas hai

satisfaction in giving
who knows wot i gave,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
hmm...

    ajj   asa kiya hoa jeeee
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