ek tum ho jo intey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...
Wife : Agar Mai mar gai to tum kya karoge ?
Husband : Shayad mai bhi mar jaunga.
Wife : kyoon ?
Husband : kabhi kabhi zyada khushi bhi janleva hoti hai. ;))
Koi apni biwi ko kafan-dafan kar ke ghar ja raha tha k achanak
bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
*dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
Teacher : What is the chemical formula of water ?
Sardar : "hijklmno"
Teacher : What are you talking about ?
Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
<(__|__)| Hafiz