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oooooooooooooooooo ayeee jina   dhaky   bamb chaly,
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MISS SCORPIO said:

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar keh har ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, chamki badal garje. Zohr se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai!!!





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.Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai... Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!".
.



saradar+ morgay=boyzzz
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bhaga    bhagaaaaa DOSHMn (morga) bhaga   chaker   woh 


chalay

 kitna


 maza 

 agyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
.








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abb is bat ka   jawabdo to   app bora na mana   jao thora   opld ho jao jb may to app ko bhi   2 2 hath loon gy
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Miss mine said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

Miss mine
Chandniiiiiiiiiiiiii
Warmth of Love

Aap saab koh mera Salaam.

Kaise hai saab?



W.salam Miss Scorpio   


Larke >>> Namakool
Larkiya >>> Kool

Guyz : Pagal
Galz : Phool

Desi Gang : Fazool
Dhamaka Girlz: Rule   





dham dham dham dhmaka
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hahhahahhahahahhahah      MS and   MM yah sardaR+ MORGAY+ BOYZ   itny duffer kiyon hoty hy
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BerG e SeHraa said:

~CHANDNI~ said:


ager app   tyar ho to hamy koi atraz nahi new morgay



ajee hum thahre smart se .. humen hi halal kar liya tou kisi ka daant tak geela nahin hona . sab main phoot par jani hay :P
koi mota taazaa dhoondhiye ;) hum bhi saath main dawat uraayen gey ... :P

lol   never   mind    ham   girlz   bhi dieting kr rahy hya mill   jul kay guzara kar lay gyyyy
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spicealy   4   todayz morgazzzzzzzzzzzzz.



Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say

dham dham dham dham dhmkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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MISS SCORPIO said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dham dham dham dham   dhamakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa





Aaj konsa murga humari gang sai panga lai gah?



yare ajj 2 2   morgay hay

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MISS SCORPIO said:

Miss mine
Chandniiiiiiiiiiiiii
Warmth of Love

Aap saab koh mera Salaam.

Kaise hai saab?




wsalam ham sabthik hay ALLAH ka karam hay .
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4     morgazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.



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dham dham dham dham   dhamakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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MM ajj to do morgay bolo kiya salook karyn un say
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just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wana See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts beacuse …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
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BerG e SeHraa said:

Yahan Murgo'n ki wwe hoti hay ya Murgey Murgiyo par line marte hain ???

Humaari maa'ney tou kisi motay taazay murgey ko halal kar kay tandoor ki rotiyan mangwaa len ..




ager app   tyar ho to hamy koi atraz nahi new morgay
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Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.boyz
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p



dham dham dham dhmakaaaaaaa



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Ek Masoom Larka
Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?
Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???
.
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BerG e SeHraa said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

wel come    mr BerG e SeHraa



Buhat shukrya Miss Mo0n Light ...



WELCOMEJEEE
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
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Once a MORGA saw a dali (IN URDU)
Once a MORGA saw a dali of Gur , HE went to eat it, but on the way he saw a SEXI MURGI,he left the gur and went to MORGI,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy
.









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wel come    mr BerG e SeHraa
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thannnnx
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ONLYARBAB    gud work
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tp\\//??
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kahan hay morga





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Humsafar Bicharr Gaye To Laut Kar Na Aayein Gey
Mohabbat Ki Chaah Mein Gulaab Sookh Jayein Gey

Jaaney Waali Rut Ne Jab Zakhm Itna Diya Hai
To Phir Aaney Waaley Mosam Kya Sougaat Layein Gey

Hum Ne Doobney Par Bhi Kuch Nahin Paaya
Aap Saahilon Waaley Kya Muraad Payein Gey

Chorr Kar Na Jaa Mujh Ko Soch Ley Zara Phir Bhi
Kal Ko Kya Karey Ga Tu Zakhm Jab Rulayein Gey …

Woh Humein Hum Unhein Bhula Baithey
Do Gunaah Gaar Zehar Khaa Baithey

Haal-e-Gham Keh Ke Gham Barrha Baithey
Terey Mairey Thay Terey Keh Baithey

Aandhiyo Jaao Abb Karo Araam
Hum Khud Apna Diya Bujha Baithey

Mujh Per Ekk Be-wafa Ne Dey Dii Jaan
Reh Gaye Saarey Ba-wafa Baithey

Hasher Ka Din Abhi Hai Door
App Kyun Zaheroo Mein Jaa Baithey ….


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;A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?
Sardar: B.Com final year"

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a sh*t ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....
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Sardar apni biwiI k sath TAXI main baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse main bola Meri biwi ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi main CHALAUNGA.

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Aik admi k pass 2 morgay they
aik her waqt tasbeeh perhta rehta tha or doosra sajde main hota,
us admi k parosi k pass aik morgi thi jo bahut shararti thi,
usney aik din admi se kaha k app meri morgi ko bhi inn k sath rakh lain take yeh b in ki tarha achi ho jaye,
usne morgi ko unke cage main dal diya,
morgi ko dekhte he tasbbeh side per rakh di or doosrey morgay se kehne lagga sajde say utho,
Allah ne hamari sun lee...


Posted 19 Jan 2008