~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7788 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Humne mehboob ki aankhon par
Haathon ko apne rakh kar dekha…
Nafraat ke aangaaro ko jab unkii
Nazaron mey dehekta dekhaa….
Aur Unhii haathon ko dil par rakh kar,
Apnii Hasraton ko khud apnii Aankhon se Jaltaa dekhaa…
Chand ki tarah humne Pyar ko bhi marrtaa dekha…
Ek ajnabii si nazar deewar ko bhedtii hui,
Ek ukhdii hui saans jigar ko chedtii huii…
Khud ki talaash mey bhatak rahii hai ruhh,
Do pal ka bhii nahin jaise mere naseeb mey sukoon…
Ghar ke saajo-samaan ko khud par Humne haste dekha…
Apne Wajood ko bhi sajawat ka saamaan Bante dekha…
Harr rishte par ek maut khud ki paayii hai,
Bazaar mey jaise bolii khud apni lagayii hai…
Koii zeher jaise apne haathon pee liya humne,
Zehar pee ke bhee magar kaise jee liya humne…
Khulii aankhon sey kaisa khaufnaak yeh sapnaa dekha…
Kaii Zehreele naagon ko kadmon sey lipatt.tey dekha…
Ek hi manzar yeh har raat ka hota hai,
Chand bhi aakar meri chhatt pe rota hai…
Palkon mey namii hoti hai bikhrii bikhrii…
Dil phir bhi nayii umeed koi pirotaa hai…
Woh toh takkiye ko aangosh mey le lete hai,
Jaane kaise woh chain ki neend so lete hai…
Raat ki raani ko kabhii khidkii pe Mehekta dekha…
Humne raaton ko aankhon aankhon mey guzartaa dekhaa…
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7788 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
ARIES
Your friendship must be warm and on the level. Let me put it this way, You are a
fine friend and a formidable foe. With Aries, things are never done by halves.
Aries expects total devotion and sincerity in friendship. In turn, he/she
extends a loving and strong hand.
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~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7788 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
……Beggar
Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega
………Lawyer
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an …., eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom,,,,,,,, I'm looking for should……..strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. And objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.
………Boatman
Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send the photograph of motorboat.
………Banker
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
………Shaayar
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.
………Sharabi (Drunker)
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for a trial. Sample should be ample.
………Car Mechanic
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run household at a good average. Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear
