~CHANDNI~
Age: 125
7906 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Today I woke with the music of my alarm
and snuggled deeper into the blankets to hide
from the chill of the morning
and wished you were there
To feel the warmth of your love surrounding me
And I sighed with the desperation
of needing you next to me
I realized then
I had given you my heart and soul
and could never let you go
Because you had become
so much a part of me
~CHANDNI~
Age: 125
7906 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
JUST TP.
Check out Some Realites of Life.
"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
becomes the password
of ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there is a
limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other
kidney.
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
denge.
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What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife
Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut
. 
