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13:26. Allah doth enlarge, or grant by (strict) measure, the sustenance (which He giveth) to whom so He pleaseth. (The wordly) rejoice in the life of this world: But the life of this world is but little comfort in the Hereafter
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Santa singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read “Parhne wala gadha”
Santa singh thought for an hour, erased and wrote back, “Likhne waala gadha”.
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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant,socks and watch following his suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
“Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,” he says, “it says here, ‘Answer the following questions in brief’”.