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Topic: mujhay ik baar apnay naam ki mehendi ...

~CHANDNI~

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sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum

*Meray Allah! agar tu nay dobara zindagi bakhshi
bas itni si guzarish hai, mujhay pathar bana dena

faqt itna kaha tha k mujhay kuch roshni day do
tumhain kis ne kaha tha dil ki basti ko jala dena

phir uss kay baad jis kay paas bhi jao ijazat hai
mujhay ik baar apnay naam ki mehndi laga dena









waooooo     very nice
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: AVTAR chaker Lol

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Rapunzel said:

Chandni




Lapu dekho na sab ko tiya ho gya
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Tum Say Kuch Nahi Kehna

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Rapunzel said:


Ham Nay Soch Rakha Hai
Chahay Dil Ke Har Khowish
Zindagi Ke Aankhoon Say
Ashk Ban Kay Beh Jaye
Ghar Ke Sari Dewarain
Chatt Samait Gir Jaye
Or Be-Muqaddar Ham
Khud He Kyun Na Dab Jaye
Tum Say Kuch Nahi Kehna



Kese Neend Thi Apni
Kesay Khowab Thay Apnay
Or Ab Gulaboo Per
Neend Wali Aankhoon Per
Naram-Kho Say Khowaboo Per
Kyun Azaab Totay Hain
Tum Say Kuch Nahi Kehna



Ghir Gaye Hain Ratoon Main
Be-Lebaas Batoon Main
Is Tarah Ke Ratoon main
Kab Charag Jaltay Hain
Kab Azaab Taltay Hain
Ab Tu In Azaboo Say
Bach Keh Bhi Nikalnay Ka
Rasta Nahi Jana !
Jis Tarah Tum Ko Bhi
La-Zawaal Lamhoo Say
Wasta Nahi Jana !
Ham Nay Soch Rakha Hai
Tum Say Kuch Nahi Kehna !!!!!




Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Oldest E-Mail

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ok
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Whatz Time In YOur Area Right Now

~CHANDNI~

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2:44pm
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: diLL may kiya hay ajj.?

~CHANDNI~

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rapu ka msn seeer   jay
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: i am robbed today

~CHANDNI~

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lolz ZAIB ghayeeb us ko bhi choor lay gay lol
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Roshan chehray...!

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Gud shering
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Aik Mein Hun ;-)

~CHANDNI~

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may bhi aooooo
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Jalwa Four 2 Ka 1 ::

~CHANDNI~

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kiya howa
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Whatz Time In YOur Area Right Now

~CHANDNI~

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lapuuuuuuuuuuuuu 1:53pm
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Dostana

~CHANDNI~

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john is realy rock
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Get ur Posts up!!!!

~CHANDNI~

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up to the sky
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: JAWANI

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tehzeeb said:

hahaha very good topc

waisey yeh bat to hai jawani mein jitna ho sakey enjoy
kar lena chahiye warna baad k 4 bekar dino mein
SG jaisey SHANDAR kam karney partey hain



wah g TAhzeeb app to boht hi achy hooo hay na SG
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: JAWANI

~CHANDNI~

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Rain Man said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rain Man said:

ek baar jo jaaye
jawani phir na aaye (true story) lol

thaz why gettin married before 40 is a bad idea, cuz ya gotta have fun...imho




Meanz   app 40+ ho kay shadi karo gay???


raaz ki baat hai,agar maa baap ne force nahin kya to plan to mera yehi hai



lolz   to Then app ki mRe gana gay gy

may kiya karoon Ram moghy bodha mill gya
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Microsoft Excel Shortcut keys

~CHANDNI~

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wow    awsome
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Oldest E-Mail

~CHANDNI~

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SupidGuy said:


~CHANDNI~ said:

SupidGuy said:



Share your OLDEST E-MAIL that you people have!!!!


Mine is:-








2002 may yade aye phir bhool gay lolz mean abhi 10 sall atlest wait lolz



L0L



Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Sirf 2-3 Saal





2 3 sall bad wesy kisy bachi ko goud lay lyna lolzzzzzzzz
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: HAPPY Birthday Mystique

~CHANDNI~

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Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: diLL may kiya hay ajj.?

~CHANDNI~

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dill may missy ko milnay ki tamna
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Simple way to release your anger at work

~CHANDNI~

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hahahahahhahahahhahahahahha



Rapu MM ko bhi bato
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Whatz Time In YOur Area Right Now

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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1 40 pm Gud morning
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: !!WANTEd riSHta 4 my CAT : )!!

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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Location:
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billa abb to ajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: AVTAR chaker Lol

~CHANDNI~

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Rain Man said:

why does my bakra looks like a pig




YAKh    vilayat may rahty rahty kaisy ho gay ho rayyyy
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: MM ki SHADI mubarikan

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Miss mine said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

kitny badel gay hay mm shadi kay bad



bin tere sanam mar mitin gaye hum.. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa meri zindagiiii



ana   hi para sajan   zalim hay dillki lagy
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Oye mERY CheeTY aye

~CHANDNI~

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Mystique said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mystique said:

Khajooooooooooooooooooori!




aye tiya bolty tooo


Lol Api!
TTo app hi batta doo na
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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1) What is the similarity between Bill gates and me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes to my house and I never go to his house ...EGO PRoblem

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2) We sms Each Other B'coz U Think Im Nice i Think Ur Nice U Think Im Cool i Think Ur Cool U Think Im Sweet i Think Ur Sweet U Think Im Smart i Think Ur RigHT

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3) Who Said English is Easy

Fill this blank with
Yes or No?

1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.

2. __I dont have SENSE.

3. __I am STUPID.

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4) I can't live without u. Without u I can't even imagine 2 exist. U r in my breath, I can't live without u even for a second.
HOLD ON...HOLD ON...
Itna khush hone ki jarurat nahin hai, I am talking about OXYGEN.

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5) I was writing 3 Good Lines about u & i wrote:

1. )_______

2. )_______

3. )_______

nalayak kuchh to accha kiya hota life mein, tabhi likhta.

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6) I want to Share 'EVRYTHING' with U. Your JOYS ur SADNESS, ur HAPPY MOMENTS. Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY. Let's START with Your "BANK A/C

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7) When cloud breaks rain falls, When coconut breaks water falls, When luv breaks tears fall, But.. When ur HEAD breaks.. Aailaa !!! Khali hai!

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8) U r sweet U r caring U r artist U r kind U r intelligent U r atractive U r smart thoda aur IMPROVE karo Tabhi mere jaise banoge.

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9) Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat samjh aai,apko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,kyunki ravan k bad kisi ko to aana tha..

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10) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..

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11) PanditJi ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki aapke mobile pe KANJOOSI ki mahadsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 21 Sms ka yagna karvao

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12) Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... kyonki ek pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai

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13) Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya, kisiko ashiq to kisiko deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi mumtaj, shahjahan ne pura taj mahal mumtaj par bana diya.

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14) There once lived 4 friends, Mad, Brain, Sumbody, Nobody. 1 day, Sumbody killed Nobody. That time Brain was in toilet Mad called the police.
Mad: Is it police station?
Police: Yes,what is the matter?
Mad: Sumbody killed Nobody
Police: R u mad?
Mad: Yes, Iam Mad
Police: Dont u have brain?
Mad: Brain is in the toilet.

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15) Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon, aapse milna chahta hoon, par yeh log bahut zalim hain kehte hain


"ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana...

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16) Sweet persons talk from HUTCH. Lovers talk from AIRTEL. Beggers talk from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But BRILLIANTS never talk. They send SMS

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17) Asmaan per jitne sitare hain! Ankhon main jitne ishare hain 'Samander ke jitne kinare hain " UTNE SCREW DHEELE TUMHARE HAIN " ha ha ha

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18) Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha.

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19) Sardar Director: U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm 100 ft Height.
Actor: i don't know swiming.
SardarDirector: dn't wory, their is no water.

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20) Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein " var" word add kar lena.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Close Up with Sun shine (Mr.Yas Sir)

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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Rain Man said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rain Man said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rain Man said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

My first Question is This kay ham nay ap ko welcome kiya

app nay reply nahi kiya

Y????

jao abb ham nahi bolty
jab tak app hamery wel come ka jawab nahi doo gay ham yonhi rothy rahy gay koch bhi na pochay gay



first question hee itna mushkil lol

no, its cuz tumne mujhe itni baar welcome kya hai ke i feel like i'm home now, to phir apno se kaisi formality

(did that work, or am i trying too hard)



Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz lovly

THen yah buttering kahan say sikhy lolz


i meet all kindz a ppl everyday...itz always good 2 observe some of them and use their skillz to get outta sticky situations


lolz Gud HAM nay app kay liye BAKRA post kiya app ko pasand aya


usko kaatna mat, i dont eat red meat.


YAs G katy nahi zibha karty hay EId pay
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Topic: Close Up with Sun shine (Mr.Yas Sir)

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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Rain Man said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rain Man said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

My first Question is This kay ham nay ap ko welcome kiya

app nay reply nahi kiya

Y????

jao abb ham nahi bolty
jab tak app hamery wel come ka jawab nahi doo gay ham yonhi rothy rahy gay koch bhi na pochay gay



first question hee itna mushkil lol

no, its cuz tumne mujhe itni baar welcome kya hai ke i feel like i'm home now, to phir apno se kaisi formality

(did that work, or am i trying too hard)



Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz lovly

THen yah buttering kahan say sikhy lolz


i meet all kindz a ppl everyday...itz always good 2 observe some of them and use their skillz to get outta sticky situations


lolz Gud HAM nay app kay liye BAKRA post kiya app ko pasand aya
Posted 19 Nov 2008

Topic: Close Up with Sun shine (Mr.Yas Sir)

~CHANDNI~

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1:JANGel ho adhi raat ho lagny lagy jo daar >>>lolz to kiya karo gay????

2:LAHore any ka kab program hay????

3:LASt time LAHOre kab ayee????

4:LArkiyon ki kiya khobhi ghayeel kary hy app ko ????


5:Jb may ana kaisy lagta hay?????

6:Jb may first time kaisy ayee????

7:Wife ham omer ?? bary ?? yah choty passand karo gay app???
Posted 19 Nov 2008
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