~CHANDNI~
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Teen Tracker said:
Assalam-O-Alikum
Ramzan khatam hone ko hay bulkay kayee jaga khatam ho gaya ho ga.Is maheene main sab ne apne gunnah maaf kara liye honge.
Kal main ek kitab main ek hadees parh raha tha us ka mafhoom kuch aisa tha
"Koi Muslaman bahi apne doosre Muslaman bahi se 3 din se ziada naraz raheto jannat main dakhil na ho ga "
Yakeen karain main kaanp gaya to main ne socha humare kuch dost humaree JB family se naraz hain Main aur bakee sab JB family memz chahte hain kay woh narazgee chorain aur hum sab se tamam gillay shikway door karain. Main apnay se start karta hoon.Jin logon ko mujh se zara bhi takleef pahunchee hay main un se tah-e-dil se mafee mangta hoon. YAS,BAZI,~Balich~,Kash,Addi aur Zaib. EID kay din aain aur hum logon se milain.
Jab Mil gayee Galle to Gille Jate rahe.
Aap logon ka doobara aana hamare liye khusee ki baat ho gee.Jo hua aap bhi bhool jao aur baki sab bhi .Aur is eid se doobara sath ho jatain hain.Is se ham Allah ko khush karsakte hain.
Please mere baat ka koi ghalat matlab na lena
Ek request MODS aur admin please is topic ko move ya delete na karna.
Ek request sab memz se please we want to make peace so no previous talks.
Insha Allah hum apne doston ko wapis JB Family main lain gay Ammeen
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7830 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Desi_MC said:
To all the hawtt hawwwt gals.... guess wa ima be at outside the mosque w ma stall.. hugs, kisses, touchin' fo all hottt gals.... Dolly no crossin' the line Sall follow the rules...... do dafaa nahi annay ka ..... last time ki taran.... Chandermukhi..... no jumpin in joy... n wear naqaaab whn u come fo hug i'll be w u afta the stall.....
guys DONT dare to get in line..... coz i aint givin n e hugs n kisses to guys... make ur own stalls..... god damnit....
rest of the eid scheduel will be on ma homepage.
www.desi-kissing-hot-hot-gals.com or u can call me at ma hotline 143-143-143
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7830 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
A Pakistani was sitting with an Indian and Malaysianin Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden Saudi police entered and arrested them. But, as it was a nationalholiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "I allow each of you one wish before your whipping." So the Malaysian guy thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Indian guy, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again. Sheikh turned to Pakistani and said: "You are from a brother country, so you can have 2 wishes!" "Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", the Pakistani replies. "My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes." "If you so desire", the Sheikh replies with questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Indian to my back", the Pakistani answers.
aapko bhi eid mubarak baji
) aur mujhay lakiyoon ke sath ja ker ganay gana ke ijazat nahi mil rahi
