aa ja ayee bahaer dill hay bekarar oh mery aj kumar tery bina   jiya na jayyyyy


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app bhi dekhooo
Dialogues:
>1) Baziger:
>"Kuch pane ke liye bhi kuch khona padta hai, aur kuch pa kar khone wale ko
>Baziger kehte hain".
>Bhaji Ghar:
>"Pet bharne ke liye kuch khana padta hai , aur kuch khane ki cheezien
>bechne wali jaga ko Bhaji Ghar kehte hain."
>
>2) Mohabbatien:
>"Ek ladki thi dewani si , Ek ladke pe woh marti thi , nazren jhuka ke ,
>sharma ke , galion se guzrti thi , chori chori chupke chupke chitthiyan
>likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad us ko , jane kis se darti thi,jab
>bhi milti thi mujh se , mujh se poocha karti thi, yeh pyar kaise hota hai , yeh
>pyar kaise hota hai , aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha"
>Musebatien:
>"Ek ladka tha pagal sa, ek moti pe woh marta tha ,
>nazrien chupa ke, dar dar ke , date pe jaya karta tha , kuch kehna tha
>sayad us ko , magar us moti se darta tha , jab bhi milta tha bechara mujh
>se, mujh se poocha karta tha , " main chutkara kaise paoooon, main chutkara
>kaise paooon", aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha ("abe to aise lafron main
>padta hi kyun hai )"
>3) Darr:
>"kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Kiran"
>Marr:
>woh: "kkkkk" , samne wala: "kya bhai" , woh: "kkkkkkkk", samne wala : "kya
>bhai kya ho gaya", woh: "kkkkkkk", samne wale ne thappar laga di, "kya kab
>se kkkkkkkkkk kar raha hai be" Woh: kkkkkameeenay
>
>4) Kuch Kuch hota hai:
>"Pyar dosti hai , agar woh meri sab se acchi dost nahi ban sakti to main us
>se pyaar kar hi nahi sakta"
>Kuch Kuch Zaroor hotha hai:
>"Date bahaut zaroori hai , agar woh mere saath date par nahi a sakti , to
>main us se pyaar kya pyaar ka abba bhi nahi kar sakta"
>5)Sholay:
>"Are oh samba, Kitne admi the re, hahahaha, Jo dar gaya samjho mar gaya"
>Tolay:
>"Mummmmyyyy, kitne toley hain mere sar main", Mummy : "Jo pakra gaya samjho
>mar gaya"
>6)Kante:
>"Ek din hum sab ko narakh main to jana hi hai , yeh kam karo aur lambi gadi
>main jao nahi to pedal"
>Chante:
>"Ek din hum sab ko date par do jana hi hai , ek kam karo , GF ko bus main
>bithao , aur khud jao pedal
>Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum:
>"Parampara Dad, Parampara , pehle aap gaye the phir bhaiya gaye the aur ab
>mujhe jana chahiye"
>Kabhi tum Kabhi hum:
>"Parampara Dad , Parampara, pehle aap date par jate the , phir bhaiya jane
>lage , ab main bhi jaooon ga"

Hua Kuch Yoon K !
main kal ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaali to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
bander to bander hota hai
parhnay walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain
jo parh kar apna time zayahh karte hain..
well..

dont mind....

yah    sulllfoon kiya hy cf

london_ki_hoor said:

rooh bahagane se pehlle mujeh yaad kar lena..mei deal kar loon gi rooh se...

ary   yah kam   bhi   sikh  &n bsp;liyaaaaaaaaaa

Hua Kuch Yoon K !
main kal ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaali to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
bander to bander hota hai
parhnay walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain
jo parh kar apna time zayahh karte hain..
well..

dont mind....

me

lo   ham tore   dety hay v khamoshhi

kool

~Fragi~ said:

SABZ PARI said:

congrattzzzz

thzo

kise   ki bate ho rahy hay

hoor    say chating

kyon chalti hai pawan ?

kyon chalti hai pawan ?
because of evaporation

kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution

kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration

na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers

kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season

kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension

kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction

na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena

kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction

kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of drug addiction

kyon aata hai maza?
because of food’s temptation

na tum janno na hum?
I think u r jealous from my intelligence

karely

kon hay jo rrosses nahi passend kerta




love or flert

dill hay kay manta nah

HiRa.... said:

cute   
make   4 me hiraaaaaaaaaa


HEEY HUNZ...SEN DA PIX..ILL MAKE IT 4 YA HUNZ.. :) OK.. :)

ok
     hira   
i wll send u   

sooo    sweet

kash_beauty said:

Hello0o Jbianz!

I am here wid a new an exciting topic for all
Special thanx to WOL,as he suported me for this topic all the way!

Well..each week we will have a guest member
and all of us can ask him/her any question


Please Welcome our first Guest of JB's family.

Shahenshah!!


He is the top poster so i thot y not start wid him!.And After all we do deserve to tease our golden members a bit


Well,what can i say about Shahenshah!..he is a k0ool and exciting person!..A gr8 person to talk to about anythng!..very intelligent and has gr8 sense of humour..He has the ability to surprise one!!..

According to WOL,he has got an influencing personality


So be ready Shahenshah!
Jbianz r onto u






Note:U can ask as many qs?s as u want!.But no off topic posts please.If u hve a qs?s feel free to ask,bt if u dnt,just enjoying reading it
Please dont give answers to the qs?s that have been posted by members!.thz questions are only for Guest!!

if u ask any personal question then its upto the guest if he/she wants to answer it! Dont force him/her to reply to any of your questions if he/she doesnt feel comfortable!
Also,dont post questions that cud hurt their feelings!!

very   nice topic good idea
waiting 4 bazi

congrattzzzz

nice   name rajaaaaaaaa

hmm yah bate   hay to yah lo jawa

bazi kahan hy

Teen Tracker said:

CF mere rishtay ka kuch nahi bana to tumko tamboora mile ga

   shabasss laro laroooo

BoRnFl_iRt said:

Sabz Pari Tumhien Nahin Milna Ab Koi Rishta .. Buddhi Ho Gayee Ho ..

ayee    king
 hamy app ka hi intzar thaaaa

han   batto   kiss.e.......ka
    kiss..............eeeee kaaaaaaaaaaa