I AM THE CO-WRITER OF A NEW PAKISTANI FILM PROJECT BEING DEVELOPED BY EPIC FILMS.
FIRST, TO STATE IN SIMPLE WORDS THE PROBLEM WITH LOLLYWOOD AND ITS SOLUTION:
LOLLYWOOD (A WORD THAT TAKES THE PISS ITSELF) IS IN A PREDOMINATELY MUSLIM NATION MAKING MOVIES THAT ARE TOTALLY UNMUSLIM. THEY ALSO SHOW, AND MOST LIKELY HAVE NO WRITING TALENT, NO SENSE OF DIRECTION AND VISUAL STYLE AND NO ORIGINALITY AT ALL! IT IS A PATHETIC DESPOT WHERE LOVED UP PUPPIES LIVE OUT THERE SEMI PORNOGRAPHIC FANTASIES!
THE SOLUTION:
STOP IMITATING BOLLYWOOD!!! STOP MAKING FILMS WITH SAD PATHETIC LOVE STORIES, WITH SADDO ACTORS AND FOR GODS SAKE, STOP THIS SONG AND DANCE sh*t!
MAKE MOVIES THAT EDUCATE AND ENTERTAIN! MAKE THEM OF REAL PAKISTANIS, OF REAL ISSUES! MAKE MOVIES THAT CAN BE SHOWN INTERNATIONALLY, LIKE IRAN FOR EXAMPLE, THAT AS AN EXCELLANT ART HOUSE CINEMA SCENE!
AS FOR EPIC FILMS PROJECT.
IT IS IN SHORT, SEVEN SAMURAI IN PAKISTAN. THOSE WHO ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH AKIRA KURUSAWOS MASTER PIECE, ITS ABOUT A JAPANESE VILLAGE IN FEAUDAL JAPAN THAT HIRES SEVEN SAMURAI TO DEFEAT BANDITS.
THE PROJECT, UNTITLED AS YET - IS SET IN KASHMIR, AND A SMALL VILLAGE IN A VALLEY THAT SEEKS THE HELP OF A PAKISTANI PLATOON OF SOLDIERS TO DEFEND THEM AGAINST A BAND OF INDIAN SOLDIERS DEVASTATING THE FARMS ETC.
IT IS CHARACTER DRIVEN, SHOWING FRIENDSHIP AND HONOR, COURAGE AND SACRIFICE.
IT AS NO SONGS OR PEOPLE SKIPPING AND DANCING, WHAT IT DOES HAVE IS - RAIN DRENCED FIGHT SEQUENCES, REAL HUMAN CHARACTERS THAT SUFFER AND HAVE EMOTIONS AND STRONG MORALS.
ITS DIRECTED IN A VISUALLY STUNNING WAY, STARCHED OF COLOUR. SHOWING REAL BATTLE AND ITS EFFECTS. THE SOUDTRACK IS A MIX OF CLASSICAL SYMPHONY AND HEART POUNDING BEATS!
THIS FILM, IN SHORT WILL ROCK 'LALLYWOOD' TO ITS CORE, AND HOPEFULLY INSPIRE SOME COPYCATS!
THE FILM IS SLATED FOR A 2006/7 RELEASE - SEE YOU THEN!
I have a problamo with peeps posting their whole message in caps. They think that its something IMPO which they are delivering to us , so in CAPS mean peeps pay more attention. But it just annoys me and i lose intrest in reading such a post after a few lines and I think there will be some others like me.
could lollywood PPPLLLLEEEAAASSSEEE get decent film cameras, you guys are still making films with cameras which are 50 years old and the quality of picture and sound still looks like the film was made in the 60s and 70s. lollywood needs an up to date equipment!
I totally agree with Noob...paki movies dont reflect our social norms or values at all. Thats why the industry is in so much sh*t. We shouldnt try to make bollywood movies. Movies should be of substance. Did anyone watch osama the Afghani movie. Real Real good.
