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just a joke.......

the link for jokes had a problem so i am posting it her3e.have fun....


a young girl asked her mother
"hey mom what ur age??".
the mother replied"honey u r not supposed to ask a woman her age"
the girl being curious told her friend about it.the friend suggested that take a look at ur mother's driving lisence and u will know her real age,so the girl checked her mothers age and the next day told her mother proudly
"hey mom,i know ur age,.....u r 35 years old"
the mom being a bit suspicious said how do u know that..
the girl replied "i also know why u and dad had a divorce"the mother said why ???
the girl replied cleverly "coz u had a F in sex"


Posted on 6/24/2003 7:40:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA [coolman][bandit]
Posted on 6/28/2003 10:47:30 PM
lolz
Posted on 6/29/2003 4:18:47 AM
Oyee No Comts .. ? [bandit]
Posted on 6/29/2003 12:13:43 PM
eheem....what about M in sex?
Posted on 6/29/2003 12:52:21 PM
Well Now U Better Check Yer LiSence [bandit]
Posted on 6/29/2003 12:55:36 PM
hahahaha......
Posted on 6/29/2003 12:57:21 PM
Wazzzzzzzzzap ? Did Ya Check Yers lol ... HAHAHHAA [bandit]
Posted on 6/29/2003 12:58:44 PM
No yaar......(martian) ki age nahi mention ki jati

ne wayz ye joke pado

About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
Posted on 6/29/2003 1:03:06 PM
why Amsterdam......
Posted on 6/29/2003 2:15:04 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Casanova

No yaar......(martian) ki age nahi mention ki jati

ne wayz ye joke pado

About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

Mujhe Lagta Hai Yeh BANDA Jo Hai Woh Tum Khudh Hi To Nahin They Kahien .. HAHAHAHAHA [bandit]
Posted on 6/29/2003 2:33:42 PM
LOL.. but ive read them b4......
Posted on 6/29/2003 4:31:50 PM
heheheeeeeee
Posted on 6/29/2003 6:52:06 PM
heheheeeeeee
Posted on 6/29/2003 6:52:08 PM
heheheeeeeee
Posted on 6/29/2003 6:52:08 PM
Kis banday ki baat kar rahe hoo....jo confess kar raha hai
ya jo paisay de raha hai....
Posted on 6/30/2003 8:47:57 AM
hhehee..nice joke...[;)]
Posted on 6/30/2003 8:49:22 AM
wow ap ke samaj aagaya badi baat hai
Posted on 6/30/2003 8:53:04 AM
lolz..kiun ..muje kia prob hae samjhne mein..[;)]
Posted on 6/30/2003 8:54:37 AM
Ap usually kaha karti hai...ke apke samaj mein nahi aaya
Posted on 6/30/2003 9:02:28 AM
woh to jo zara aisi waisi bat hoti hae na muje samjh nahi ati..samja karo na ap..[;)]
Posted on 6/30/2003 9:04:32 AM
well aisi wasi baat tou hum nahi karte hai..

is liye ap ko samaj ne mein taklif nahi hogi
Posted on 6/30/2003 9:07:25 AM
wohi to ....
Posted on 6/30/2003 9:08:47 AM
Lagta hai kuch ziyada hi samaj daar hai.....(wink)
Posted on 6/30/2003 9:10:59 AM
hehee haan na..afterall Em HooR ..[;)]
Posted on 6/30/2003 9:15:58 AM
i hope b4 u they not all langooor.......hahaha
Posted on 6/30/2003 9:18:58 AM
lolz..na naaa
Posted on 6/30/2003 9:20:10 AM
thanx god...warna mein tou darr hi gaya tha...
ke kahin jungle mein tou nahi aagaya hoon
Posted on 6/30/2003 9:27:01 AM
humm hoor aur langoor to kaafi milta hai...[^]
Posted on 6/30/2003 11:55:06 PM
quote:
Originally posted by sharara

LOL.. but ive read them b4......

Tumhien Yaad Nahin Main Ne Hi To Tumhein Sab Se Pehle Sunaya Tha .. [:I] [bandit]
Posted on 7/1/2003 6:00:17 AM
Faysal jee Hoor ne Langoor milte zaror hein..lekin is mein differnece kitna hae yeh bhi to dekho na.[;)]

n casonova daro nain..Tum HooR k sath ho...jungle mien nahin..[;)]
Posted on 7/1/2003 11:51:24 PM
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