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A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him, and how fortunate he was to have her.

He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind hearted?"

The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."

"Why did you make her so good looking?"

"So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her such a good cook?"

"So you could love her, my son." The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."


Posted on 10/4/2004 8:12:48 AM

hah-hah-hah
not funny
everything is ok except the last verse

Posted on 10/4/2004 2:26:37 PM

very interesting and funny

Posted on 10/4/2004 2:39:11 PM


Posted on 10/4/2004 3:28:26 PM

Main bhi hans loon

Posted on 10/4/2004 4:18:40 PM

yeh ghazab na karna

Posted on 10/4/2004 6:46:28 PM

sab manz aise hai na stupid

Posted on 10/4/2004 7:40:13 PM

shhhh.....

aisay nahi kehtaay :p

Posted on 10/4/2004 9:41:02 PM

phelay bhi suna hua hai

Posted on 10/4/2004 10:56:10 PM

strange public insult wali baat par khushi
check this may be this'd compensate:

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
(no offense )

Posted on 10/5/2004 5:00:30 AM


Posted on 10/5/2004 9:23:52 AM

Mephistopheles:
strange public insult wali baat par khushi
check this may be this'd compensate:

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
(no offense )




acha suchiiiii

Posted on 10/5/2004 7:29:51 PM

wasay RANI u ve copied that joke...the topic starter joke...i have the same joke in better form idea is the same laikin stilll have a look at it :

Adam and Eve
Adam and eve were in the garden of Eden, and Eve had not been there long and Adam was trying to get a grasp on the female thing, so he asked God if they could have a talk. God replied, sure your my son and I love you you can ask me anything.
So Adam asked, God you have given me the beautiful flowers and the sunset....But I look at Eve and she is so beautiful it takes my breath away.. Why God, did you make eve so beautiful? God replied, my son that is easy, I made her that way so you would love her, Adam replied well, it worked But I have another question.. I touch the cool water and rub the furry animals and they feel so good to me but I touch Eve and it is so wonderful my heart almost stops.. God, why did you make her that way?
God replied well Adam that is easy I made her that way so you;d love her..well Adam replied, it worked, I do, but God I have one more question and I don't mean to question your wisdom or anuything, but God she is stupid, why did you make her stupid? God replied my son that is easy I made her that way so she would love you.

Posted on 10/6/2004 5:26:02 AM

hazrat adam aur hawa k baray mein aisa joke

buri baat hai
i dont like it

Posted on 10/6/2004 8:40:19 PM

me also

Posted on 10/6/2004 11:23:41 PM

lagta hai yeh joke sun kar hasna tha

Posted on 10/6/2004 11:45:00 PM

pinky dont laff otherwise
u artificial teeth
will fall out side

tell me one thing tarash
n JANUBABY u2
that adam eve ka joke u
dint like it.
why dint u condemn the 1st joke
in which GOd is involved.
anywayz now its time for me
to say sorry for the poor joke
i owe u that

Posted on 10/7/2004 4:58:16 AM

God to apni makhlooq se hamkalam ho sakta hai

laikin Adam aur hawa ko stupid kehna
its not fair


any how thnx bcoz u realised

Posted on 10/7/2004 7:31:28 PM

better to late then never to be

Posted on 10/8/2004 6:02:14 AM

yeah

Posted on 10/8/2004 6:54:55 PM