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Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!


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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
this is my kid and this is my kidney.

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What do u call a fat woman waiting
Moti-vaiting.

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Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Bhagwan Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,


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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

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Posted on 12/19/2004 7:18:42 AM
Posted on 12/19/2004 5:38:26 PM
Posted on 12/19/2004 8:36:08 PM
hmmmmmm
Posted on 12/20/2004 12:59:45 AM

Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.


Vo Ghayal Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Tum Ghayal Kar Jati Ho!!!

Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?


Posted on 12/20/2004 6:21:55 AM
Posted on 12/20/2004 11:31:17 PM
nice ones paki(pankhe)
Posted on 12/21/2004 2:25:21 AM
dosttt.. kiun dushmani mord rahi hain aap mujh se    
Posted on 12/22/2004 10:13:59 AM
sorry paki adaat se majboor hoon...iss mien mera koi kasoor nahin
Posted on 12/23/2004 1:05:01 AM
chalo maan to lia
Posted on 12/23/2004 1:38:13 AM
dair aye darust ayee
Posted on 12/23/2004 1:38:36 AM
kiya huva...hum ne toh kuch nahin mana
Posted on 12/23/2004 1:45:13 AM
choro aap
Posted on 12/23/2004 3:14:43 AM

Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"

It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

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What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

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A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity, Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbour's wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out

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Posted on 12/23/2004 6:12:51 AM


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A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity, Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbour's wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out

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TYpical man n women
Posted on 12/23/2004 4:36:08 PM
Posted on 12/24/2004 12:48:05 AM
Posted on 12/25/2004 11:46:32 AM

Questions & Answers

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.



Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.



Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.



Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.



Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.



Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.


Posted on 12/28/2004 5:47:28 AM

Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!



Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.



Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut
it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Posted on 12/28/2004 5:48:47 AM
paki yar itna na hansa ...yaqeen karo bal mein pet....oh
..pet mein bal par gaey hain


waise sardar g se kia dushmani hey
Posted on 12/29/2004 8:07:03 PM
sorry abh itna nahin hanson ga..

nahin je meri kia dushmani ho gi un sey///
Posted on 12/30/2004 5:19:22 AM
        Bhooley bachey


Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,
shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and
20 in science."
Posted on 12/30/2004 5:33:55 AM
Posted on 12/31/2004 1:43:03 AM
salam

so nice jokes paki well done



salam
Posted on 1/1/2005 9:13:48 PM
thank u
Posted on 1/4/2005 8:26:44 AM
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