2006 jokes

im gonna dir of too mcuh laughing

Posted on 9/14/2006 3:27:04 AM

*GERMS *

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

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*NEVER MESS WITH CHILDREN*

A class teacher of primary,one day braught a camera along with her to have some group photos of the childeren.

One student asked "Mam why did you braught that camera?"the teacher exclaimed "to have our some group photos,so that,

And when you people grown up these photos will make you to recall your childhood,and you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin he is now a Lawer and this is Rick he is a doctor now and this is Maria and she is a Journalist now",

Certainly a voice came forward from the back and "this is our class teacher she is dead now."

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* STUPID*

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Santa?" >

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" >

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*ESSAY*

Jimmy's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a poor paper.

"This is the worst essay it has ever been my misfortune to read," ranted the teacher. "It has too many mistakes. I can't understand how one person would have made all these mistakes."

"One person didn't," replied Little Jimmy defensively. "My father helped me."

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*CHEMISTRY*

The chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements.

She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights."

One kid popped up, "Yeah... But teach, there were so few of them back then."

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One student couldn't be motivated to take an interest in science at all. He said, "I plan to go into the business.
Name me one thing science has done to help business."

The teacher shot back, "And just where would the belt industry be without the law of gravity."

Posted on 9/14/2006 3:28:02 AM

TEACHER Ahmad, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Ahmad

Posted on 9/14/2006 3:33:10 AM

Posted on 9/16/2006 2:05:51 AM

thx cf

Posted on 9/16/2006 4:12:05 AM

thanks CF i know ur claping was for me too

Posted on 9/16/2006 4:35:13 AM

usko samjha nahi ata isliye claping karraha hai

Posted on 9/17/2006 2:55:27 AM

Posted on 9/17/2006 3:04:24 AM

cf cf dekhomain kia bol rahe hon

Posted on 9/17/2006 3:42:48 AM

Fairl_Girl:
thx cf

welcome

Posted on 9/17/2006 3:44:32 AM

veer_zaara:
thanks CF i know ur claping was for me too

yeh yeh

Posted on 9/17/2006 3:44:58 AM

Fairl_Girl:
usko samjha nahi ata isliye claping karraha hai

VZ kajoke itna acha tha

Posted on 9/17/2006 3:45:33 AM

veer_zaara:

VZ moun tu band keroo
warna rapu under chali jaye gi

Posted on 9/17/2006 3:46:34 AM

Fairl_Girl:
cf cf dekhomain kia bol rahe hon

jee jee main ne read ker liya hai

ap ki tunning kerni parye gi

Posted on 9/17/2006 3:47:39 AM

main car nahi hon
jo tunning karne chalay ho
chahiye kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bolo

1 moqa aur

Posted on 9/17/2006 3:54:13 AM

main ne kab kaha ke car hooo

per insanon ki bhi tunning hoti hia na

us ki baat ker raha hoon

aur yeh mauqa konsa hai jo mujhye milye ga

Posted on 9/17/2006 4:12:16 AM

moqe ki koi betiya nahi jo apko milay gi

phasta chala araha hai bechara

moqa woh moqa hota jo moqa hota hai

Posted on 9/17/2006 5:02:08 AM

nai nai rehnye do mauqa

dekhi jaye gi

Posted on 9/17/2006 5:05:56 AM

kia kia dekho ge

Posted on 9/17/2006 5:13:57 AM

yeh dekh rahay ho mera avatar jub so gena aisi ban kar ao gi

Posted on 9/17/2006 5:15:34 AM

he he he he

ohh really

ap ko hi wapis bhagna parna hia

Posted on 9/17/2006 5:22:28 AM

kyon kuch pehna nahi hota apne

Posted on 9/17/2006 5:41:49 AM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nai yarrrrrrrrrrr trouser pehna hota hia

per wesye bhi apun ke room main full andhera hota hia
jab apun sota hia sab lights offf

ap ne khud andherye se dar ker bhag jana hai

Posted on 9/17/2006 5:43:38 AM

jaldi bata do to main kuch under lay ao

aur glasses pehan ao

Posted on 9/17/2006 5:45:26 AM

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Posted on 9/17/2006 5:46:46 AM

main kab kaha ki main din ko ao gi 12 ko roshni main

Posted on 9/17/2006 5:47:43 AM