this might be offensive to some people but i couldent stop laughing :

Asian *ready to take a shower and her cell phone rings
       in her jean pocket*

Asian : ello?

W.O.L: Salam

Asian: Walakum Salam

W.O.L.: kaya ker rahie ho?

Asian: ehhhh hmmmmmm well, o God

W.O.L: kaya busy ho

Asian: Tumarie be kaya timing hai

W.O.L: kaya howa?

Asian: meai shower leni walli hoon.....

W.O.L: baad meai lay lena

Asian: no dude i'am nudie

W.O.L:

Asian: u naughtie

W.O.L: ek min therro meai video call kerta hoon

Asian:

W.O.L:





W.O.L is a naughtie bacha is ko daanto