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Hello Members..Yahan saaray aisay Short Jokes Post kerainn Plz...jo hum SMS mainn use ker sakainn ...Thankoo
Posted on 8/17/2007 3:50:21 PM
BOY:

Darling mera kaan mainn kuchh garam sa kuchh naram sa    kuchh namkin sa kuchh meetha sa kaho...

GIRL: (Shermaatay Huwe)

HALWA POORI

Posted on 8/17/2007 3:52:42 PM
WIFE:

India Jao, tou Sarhee bhaijhna

Dubai Jao, tou Jewellry bhaijhna

France Jao, tou Perfume bhaijhna

HUSBAND: (jal kay bola)

Aur Agar JAHANNUM mainn jaoon tou kiya bhaijhoon ?

WIFE:

APNI VIDEO    
Posted on 8/17/2007 3:55:21 PM
Posted on 8/17/2007 4:49:35 PM
new_beau:
WIFE:

India Jao, tou Sarhee bhaijhna

Dubai Jao, tou Jewellry bhaijhna

France Jao, tou Perfume bhaijhna

HUSBAND: (jal kay bola)

Aur Agar JAHANNUM mainn jaoon tou kiya bhaijhoon ?

WIFE:

APNI VIDEO    



Posted on 8/17/2007 11:42:27 PM
its toooooooo nice
Posted on 8/18/2007 9:56:13 PM

exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.


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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"


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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai


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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bher mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein


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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!


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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!


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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Posted on 8/20/2007 11:24:13 PM
nice sms
Posted on 8/22/2007 9:03:17 AM
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