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Women should not have children after 35.

Really... 35 children are enough.



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I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

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"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

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On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.



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I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

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Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.

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I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
Posted on 12/1/2007 10:56:37 PM
sab chalta hae

"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

because the drivers who run over them r blind
Posted on 12/2/2007 2:35:17 AM
or they don't eat enough carrots....
Posted on 12/2/2007 10:38:21 AM
Posted on 12/2/2007 10:39:01 AM
eshajam:
or they don't eat enough carrots....


yup...exactally
Posted on 12/2/2007 1:46:05 PM
nice.
Posted on 12/3/2007 3:08:37 PM
nice
Posted on 2/20/2008 6:35:58 PM
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