An Englishman went next door to welcome his new Indian neighbour.
>>He was
>>shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten
>>chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to
>>himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date,
>>he
>>went home.
>>
>>
>>The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man
>>again.
>>When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate
>>into a
>>cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to
>>himself.
>>Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on
>>with
>>other stuff.
>>
>>
>>The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man.
>>At
>>gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's
>>big
>>fat butt.
>>
>>
>>He became angry and went up to the Indian man. " I'm sorry sir, I
>>want
>>to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian
>>customs! He
>>yelled in the Indian man's face.
>>
>>
>>The Indian man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think
>>you are
>>mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was told, to be
>>English,
>>you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullsh*t."