* At communion you go back for seconds.

* You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

* You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

* Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

* You give blood everyday ... just for the orange juice.

* McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen
condiments.

* American Express calls and says: "Leave home without
it!"

* Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath
outside a restaurant.

* You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic
bond with Abe Lincoln.